Daisy? Oh Daisy

I have seen hide nor hare of Diasy. She did not show up for the Great Chimp Pee-a-Thon 20004. And I hven't scene her for days on end.

Maybe she atended the Pee on Hitler Day Parade in another city. Daisy has been making a point of moving around alot ever since we got invaded by Echolon. Last I herd, she might be going to Los Alamos to warm her toes in the sand.

But, i must say, I am strating to get a little worried about her. She could be getting tortuted in a Bush dungeon somewhere, or she could be laying dead in the alleyway behind the CIA headquarters.. and we would never be wiser

By the way, I had a great Turkey Sandwich today over at Kay's on 23rd. They put this musturd on it that was surpassingly suculent.

Oh, and I almost forgot to tell you, the Pee-a-Thon went off marvelouslly. There were untold thousands of people lined up at the gutter, people of all shapes and sizes, hangin' and haunchin' ready to urinate there descent. It was an awesome site to see.

When I fired the water pistol (signal for everyone to let her rip) we all broke out in a spontaneious version of that stupid old song

Deep and Wide - dep and wide
Their's a river flowing deep and wide

Heh hheh. I'll tellyou. We oughta do this more offen.

The thing that was the funniest part was that the Pigs just didn't know what to do. Their were just standing their dumbfoundered. When the descent reaches to that level, that critacal mass, then the Pigs know they can't push back the river.

I can see the sunrising again. The tide is flowing in out direction. We will stop at nothing.

I Drum On His Grave

Hi There Everybody,

I'm Ngude.

Yes, I'm the talking drummer. Yes, I play at Memes' demonstrations. Yes, I learned the art and the craft of the Talking Drum as San Francisco City. There's an excellent teacher there, by the name of Fela. He is a nice African-American gentleman and a true Master of the Talking Drum.

I do not drink, so I've just been sitting here all night watching Horatio and Memes put back the whiskey. I imbibe of the good herb though, so I'm chillin'.

Anyway, my friends, as you know, when you smoke de herb, you tend to get cotton mouth, so I've been sipping on Sobe all night long. Bushitler the Chimpsize man is gon' be drenched in the sweet nectar of our hatred.

I was listening to some Snoop and checking out some Chomsky last night. There was a link to a site that enumerated 24 reasons why Bush is exactly like Adolph Hitler. My own opinion on this is, we have many reasons to hate the His Heirness, the Great Kleptomaniac of Commonwealth. But, the reason that looms the largest, on the great loom wheel of my spiraling conciousness, is us. That's right. We should hate ourselves, for what we have done to ourselves. It's just so evil..

Gotta go,

Ngude

Hoaratio Hear

I pee on bushITler bad. I drink fitfen wisky shots already. is gon be end of buSHITler i tell you now.

A Shot For Every Speer

Todays' the big day. International Pee on Bushitler Day 2004!!! The paper's will all be their. NYT LAT WP NBC ABC CNN AJ. Yeah baby. It ain't had anything like this since the hay day of John and Yoko and bedins for peace. Ah hah ha hah, bedouins for peace, baby.

Thats funny. Bedouins for pecace.

Me and Horaitio have ben up all night geting ready. Drniking whiskey and eating asparigus. we really will make Bushitler smeell bad.

Is gonna be grate.

National Urinate on Bushitler Day 2004

I'm sprung.

Yes, as Horatio told you, I was arrested by the goverment for my descent. Here's what happend. Me and Horatio and some of the other leaders of the movement were out on the town having a few drinks. At about 2:30 in the morning we were walking home and we came across a construction zone where it was boarded up with the scafolding, you know what I mean? And their was a bunch of Bushitler/Cheney the Evil for President 2004 stickers on the board , so since I had to go, I had to go.

I urinated my descent all over those frickin' stickers, and the pigs saw me. They come up and start hassling me. I told them it was my free speech and that my movemtn was solid and that they just couldn't be expected to understand since they are locked into their little world of police life where everybody they know probably thinks Bush is like the second coming or something.

But they said, "You'll have to come with us Mr. Memes. We are aresting you for public intoxication and urination."

But, those were just the trumped up charge's. Screw that. In fact, I think those were probabley CIA guys posing as city poliece.

But, I got a plan. I will not be put down. We put our heads together, myslef and the heads of the five boroughs and we deicided to stage a mass portest at the Square tomorrow against the Bushitler regime. Her's what wer'e gonna all do. All of us, and that goes for you and you and you and you. Everybody out there.

Everybody go out and get all the Bushiter/Cheney the Evil for President 2004 stickers you can find and at 12;00 PM Noon time tomorrow on December 7th (anniversery of the day Roosevelt pulled off that sham in Pearl harbor) wer'e all going to simaltaneiosly urniate all over those Bushitler sitckers.

We're staging a massive P.R. campagin today, faxing and emailing the media all over the United Statees. I would apreciate if our Europeen brothers and sisters would get in on this as well. If you don't have stickers over their then just get newspaper clippings with photos of Bushitler.

Everybody drink lot of water and we'll see you tomorrow at noon.

We Don't Know Anything

Horatio here: Memes still in jail. His aturnie say he think he get Memes out on bond tomorrow morning. He say he talk to Memes. Memes in good spirit. But, we still dont' know where Memes at.

We don't know anything.

Ngude and I will stay up all night playing drums in the park to say we solid. Power to the people.

FTW,

Horatio

Memes Gone

Horatio here:

I'm using Memes password.

The govment came and took Memes away last night. Bin trying to get him out all night. Don't know where he is anymore. They took him out of the borough, somewhere upstate I think. Maybe Guantanamo.

The BuSHITler regeam is out of controll.

FTW,

Horatio

And So It Begin's

Read what the Nazi George Tenet is proposing:

Former CIA Director George J. Tenet yesterday called for new security measures to guard against attacks on the United States that use the Internet, which he called "a potential Achilles' heel."

"I know that these actions will be controversial in this age when we still think the Internet is a free and open society with no control or accountability," he told an information-technology security conference in Washington, "but ultimately the Wild West must give way to governance and control."

The former CIA director said telecommunications -- and specifically the Internet -- are a back door through which terrorists and other enemies of the United States could attack the country, even though great strides have been made in securing the physical infrastructure.

Uh, yeah, that's kind've the point. Just as the write to bare arms is assential because "we the people must take up arms against our opressors", so allso we the people must have the right to attack our goverment on the intrenet. If they make it so we cant' attack them, than they can do any thing to us. ANYTHING.

It's frightening to see how fast it's coming down, isn't it?

Denver Shows It's Movement Is Solid

The city of Denver is fighting back against Bushitler and his United States Of jesusland:

DENVER -- It's one of Denver's most colorful holiday traditions -- the lighting of the Denver City and County Building and the parade of lights downtown. But now two decisions about those events are making church groups see red.

Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper recently announced that next year the phrase "Merry Christmas" will be removed from the city building and replaced with "Happy Holidays."

And now a church group who wants to march in the Parade of Lights and sing Christmas carols will not be allowed to participate in the parade. Organizers say the parade is about the holidays, not Christmas, but leaders of the Faith Bible Chapel say that's ridiculous.

"We can't pretend that Christ didn't exist and Christmas wasn't about his birthday, so we felt we could sing it and apparently that is not in social vogue anymore," said Pastor Gary Beasley, with the Faith Bible Chapel.

"Our policy, which we have applied consistently for years, is to not include religious or political messages in the parade --in the interest of not excluding any group," said Jim Basey, the president of the Downtown Denver Partnership.

Susan Rogers, with the partnership said no that overtly religious symbols are allowed in the parade and that means participants can't carry "Merry Christmas" signs and can't sing traditional Christmas hymns.

We need more of this kind of thing this Halliday season. As the freaks ramp up to take over our freedoms, we need to take every oportunity to step on their necks. It's evidence of there totalatarian mindset that they think that Holiday means Christimas. Since freakin' when?

This country was built on the backs of slaves who practiced every religion under the sun and we must honor all traditions, and part of that means not having christians shove there freakin' christmas carols down our throats.

Echelon Is Watching - Don't Say Redhead

The other night I wrote a post where I was trying to avoid saying a certain word outright because I,' am awear that the goverment will strat monitoring us if the word is to appear on our site.

Well, my good freind , Not Memes, ended up posting the word in a comment, so I might as well say it now.

The word is Echelon. And this is what Echelon is:

Echelon is perhaps the most powerful intelligence gathering organization in the world. Several credible reports suggest that this global electronic communications surveillance system presents an extreme threat to the privacy of people all over the world. According to these reports, ECHELON attempts to capture staggering volumes of satellite, microwave, cellular and fiber-optic traffic, including communications to and from North America. This vast quantity of voice and data communications are then processed through sophisticated filtering technologies.

This massive surveillance system apparently operates with little oversight. Moreover, the agencies that purportedly run ECHELON have provided few details as to the legal guidelines for the project. Because of this, there is no way of knowing if ECHELON is being used illegally to spy on private citizens.

Uh, duh, of course, they're going to use it to spy on private citizens. I am a privat citizan and they have been using it on me. Yesterday I got a spate of of hits from goverment sites like watch this:

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INEL.gov 11:14:14 am 1 0:00
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nortelnetworks.com 11:07:24 am 1 0:00
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harvard.edu 10:21:14 am 1 0:00

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uscourts.gov 9:21:12 am 1 0:00

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ifl.net 6:12:25 am 0:00

At least ten hits came from USCourts.gov. I also received hit's from Mr. Bill Gates. That's ominus. I mean how would you like it if Bill Gats was investagating you.?!?? I don't even know what INEL.gov is and when you click on the link, it's top secret. And,as for Nortel, it's frigtaning to be inestagated by the phone company, they can see everything. And that one that's called "ifl.net" is Internet for Learning. Yeah, for learning what? That's what I'd like to know. To learn my reall name? Well, it's in the telaphone book under M, why don't you just look it up, you SS monsters.. The goverment is paranoid. And when they are paranoid they are dangerous

You might wander why I includeed the harvard.edu under sites I'm worried about investagating me. Well, becasue I know that it's probably some future CIA monster doing his senior project - which is INVESTAGATING ME!!! Screw you, Mr. CIA intern. Besides you know who runs Harvard. That's right. They do.

Echelon has reache its evil tentacals into every crevice of our being. I did some investagating of my own and found a list of words that Echolon doesn't want you to say on the interent. If you use these words they will censor you email , and they will follow you around the internet and initieate a goverment investagation against you. Here are just some the words:

Explosives, guns, assassination, conspiracy, primers, detonators, initiators, main charge, nuclear charges, ambush, sniping, motorcade, IRS, BATF, jtf-6, mjtf, hrt, srt, hostages, munitions, weapons, TNT, rdx, amfo, hmtd, picric acid, silver nitrite, mercury fulminate, presidential motorcade,salt peter, charcoal, sulfur, c4, composition b, amatol, petn, lead azide, lead styphante, ddnp, tetryl, nitrocel, security forces, intelligence, agencies, hrt, resistance, psyops, infiltration, assault team, defensive elements, Satellite imagery, force, NAIAG, Cypherpunks, NARF, 127, Coderpunks, TRW, remailers, replay, redheads, RX-7, explicit, FLAME, JTF-6, AVN,ISSSP, Anonymous, W, Sex, chaining, codes, Nuclear, 20, subversives, SLIP, toad, fish, data havens, unix, c, a, b, d, SUBACS, the, Elvis, quiche, DES,1*, NATIA, NATOA, sneakers, UXO, (), OC-12, counterintelligence, Shaldag, sonage, Sport, NASA, TWA, DT, gtegsc, owhere, .ch, hope, emc, industrial espiUPIR, PI, TSCI, spookwords, industrial intelligence, H.N.P., SUAEWICS, Juiliett Class Submarine, Locks, qrss, loch, 64 Vauxhall Cross, Ingram Mac-10, wwics, sigvoice, ssa, E.O.D., SEMTEX, penrep, racal, OTP, OSS, Siemens, RPC,

Notice that comon words like sex and lead and elvis and redheads and fulminate and toad and fish and chaining and RX-7 are in there. Just try and write an email and not use one of their randumly picked words, you can't. YOU CAN'T.

You know why? Because they are getting ready to round us up. They are preparing to initiate mass arests. When they come to get you they will slap cuffs on you and march you down to the train station and you'll say, "But SS Officer, what did I do?" And he'll say to you,

"Shut up motherfu*#%r, The charges against you are using the word "redhead" on the intrenet."

And that'll be enough. And then they'all start the gassing. you know they will, because Bush is Hitler. In fac, he's worser than Hitler, so they'll probably gas us with mustard gas or something that will give us an excrushiating death.

That's how it's gonna go down, my brother. And you know why their going to do this to us? because we're for freedom. FREEDOM. Like my buddy Zack de la Rocha said,

FREEDUUUUMMMM!!!!

Yes, we are a race of people who have the awedacity to say we want to be able to say words like redhead and sex and and primers and salt peter and detonators and Julliett Class and main charge on the internet. And hopefully, all in the same sentance.

A Big Steaming Pile

Yesterday, I had a vary improtant meeting lined up. We have been contimplating how we can communicate secret mesages more affectivly at certin protests and demonstratons that we have lined up in the naer future. We don't want the pigs to be abel to under stand some of the things we are comunicating, so we don't want to use bullhrons or signs.

Horaitio came up with a great idea. African-talking drum.

He set up a meeting with his freind Ngude who is a master-talking drummre (studied at San Francisco City Colege). Our meeting was set for 2:00 PM.

Wel,, wouldn't you know it as soon as I stepped out of my aparment I walked right into a big steeming pile of dog crap. So, I tried to wash it off with water in thegutter but that wans't working. So, I had to take of my shoes and go bakc in and try to find another pare. I did, but they needed shoe laces, so I went to take the shoe laces off the dog crap shoes and I rellized that I had dog crap all over my shoe laces too, so now it's on my hands.

So then I had too wash the shoe laces in a sterillising soap. Another freaking 10 minute s to wahs and sterillise and dry and then put them on the non-dog crap shoes. Finaly , I'm done. I leave the apratment againd. I look down and notice tha t some how I had also gotten dog carp all over the legs of my pant. Jeez freakin' crap all over.

So, I go back in my house and get a clean pare of pants, but they have too be ironed. So, then I burn my slef with the iron. So, then I'm at the sink running clod water over my fingers and the phone rings, so I reach over to un plug the radio, which was playing loudly, and I freakin' electorcuted myslef.

So, then I'm laying on the flour shaking, and Horatio is giving me mouth to mouth, but I tell him I do'nt need it I can breathe fine. He hleps me to my feet and sits me in a chair and gets me a glass of cold water and an ice pack for my burnt fingers. Horatio was then nice enouhg to do the ironing for me.

By this time, I was vary upset. I knew we we're going to be late. Ngude is a vary busy man he would not be happy. He might evn rescedule the meeting, (but I can't aford for that to happen because (the protests and demonstations) are vary close to happening (this takes delicate palnning).).. So, I'm siting their doing my deep-breathing shakira meditation and I visualized a cataclysm of events tumultously falling at my feet , things that would shake the world , if I were to reveal them.

Horatio shook me to, and we went to the meeting. Everything turned out ok. Ngude agreeed to transmit secret mesages with talking drum, and I have suffred no ill affects form my electorcution. None that are apairent to me anyway.

But, the whole epasode got me to thinking: that dog crap on my shoes, is like George Bush, he gets on you're shoes and befroe you know it, the whole country stinks. And then one thing leads to another and everything else starts going wrong in the whole rest of the world to. And then to you're surprise, befroe you know it, you've got a 280 pound Aztlandian man on top of you giving you mouth to mouth resusitation.

I freakin' hate George Bush.