Saturday, December 04, 2004

ATTENTION: U.S. Goverment

This is Daisy the Lamb. Of Screaming Memes And Daisy The Lamb Blog. I know you have been watching us (Sitemeter does'nt lie, uscourts.gov!) closely lately. I know Echlon has been monitor us. I KNOW that you have kidnaped Memes and taken him to I don't know were. What I want you to know. Is that, this is the most extreme case of SODA I have ever presonally encountered and that I will not stand idlly by while you submit Memes to faschist tortures to get him to stop telling the truth. But your not going to get what you want (squish discent) Becuase here at SMADTH, we do not negotiate with terrorist (YOU).

I supose you are coming after me, next. Well let me tell you. I won't go with out a fight, and all of are loyal commenters will know what happen to us.

You can't stop teh resistence.

(Note to Stileto: hi if you could give me directions to your Aunt Sallys in Los Alamos that'd be GREAT becuase I'm pretty sure I think I need to leave town pretty soon now and all my Aunts live local to here.)


Memes Gone

Horatio here:

I'm using Memes password.

The govment came and took Memes away last night. Bin trying to get him out all night. Don't know where he is anymore. They took him out of the borough, somewhere upstate I think. Maybe Guantanamo.

The BuSHITler regeam is out of controll.

FTW,

Horatio

Friday, December 03, 2004

Post Election Selection Trama

I was just reading this article, about some people in Florida and my heart just, went out to those people (all most cried alittle about it, was so moved.) See they belong too this support group thing, called PEST (Post Election Selection Trama) (I think also a good name to go with that acronyme would be People Emberrassed, So Terminate (Bush as Presidnet))

From the article:

“I’m scared,” said one man. “Democracy is at stake and nobody is rising to protest this president.” (I was thinking, does any of our readers live in Florida that they could find these people and tell them about our web site here? They need to know they're not alone.)
...

“There’s an overall sense of emotional helplessness and abandonment,” said Sheila Cooperman, a licensed AHA psychotherapist from Delray Beach. “In psychology, we call it ‘learned helplessness.’ After you zap a caged dog twice, he stops moving because he knows there is no place to go. That’s what happened with these Kerry voters. They’ve been zapped so many times that they’re on the verge of giving up on politics.” Cooperman, also a practicing psychic, added, “One person today said he thinks the country is now run by fascists. Another felt personally threatened by the president’s love for big business. Many believe Bush is going to draft their grandchildren. The anxiety may not affect them every day, but it affects their energy level.”

An additional 30 people are signed up for two other AHA election support groups, which will meet for the remainder of the year and possibly beyond. Gordon said his patients’ emotional problems typically started with the “hanging chad” debacle of 2000.

See what I mean?? And these people, they are probly just being laughed at by main stream media as "kooks" and "over reacting" when in reality they are SPOT ON (about faschism specially, I was nodding my head there when read it). Sounds like theres a lot of SODA going down south there. This situation just keeps getting worse and worser.

And So It Begin's

Read what the Nazi George Tenet is proposing:

Former CIA Director George J. Tenet yesterday called for new security measures to guard against attacks on the United States that use the Internet, which he called "a potential Achilles' heel."

"I know that these actions will be controversial in this age when we still think the Internet is a free and open society with no control or accountability," he told an information-technology security conference in Washington, "but ultimately the Wild West must give way to governance and control."

The former CIA director said telecommunications -- and specifically the Internet -- are a back door through which terrorists and other enemies of the United States could attack the country, even though great strides have been made in securing the physical infrastructure.

Uh, yeah, that's kind've the point. Just as the write to bare arms is assential because "we the people must take up arms against our opressors", so allso we the people must have the right to attack our goverment on the intrenet. If they make it so we cant' attack them, than they can do any thing to us. ANYTHING.

It's frightening to see how fast it's coming down, isn't it?

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Denver Shows It's Movement Is Solid

The city of Denver is fighting back against Bushitler and his United States Of jesusland:

DENVER -- It's one of Denver's most colorful holiday traditions -- the lighting of the Denver City and County Building and the parade of lights downtown. But now two decisions about those events are making church groups see red.

Denver Mayor John Hickenlooper recently announced that next year the phrase "Merry Christmas" will be removed from the city building and replaced with "Happy Holidays."

And now a church group who wants to march in the Parade of Lights and sing Christmas carols will not be allowed to participate in the parade. Organizers say the parade is about the holidays, not Christmas, but leaders of the Faith Bible Chapel say that's ridiculous.


"We can't pretend that Christ didn't exist and Christmas wasn't about his birthday, so we felt we could sing it and apparently that is not in social vogue anymore," said Pastor Gary Beasley, with the Faith Bible Chapel.

"Our policy, which we have applied consistently for years, is to not include religious or political messages in the parade --in the interest of not excluding any group," said Jim Basey, the president of the Downtown Denver Partnership.

Susan Rogers, with the partnership said no that overtly religious symbols are allowed in the parade and that means participants can't carry "Merry Christmas" signs and can't sing traditional Christmas hymns.

We need more of this kind of thing this Halliday season. As the freaks ramp up to take over our freedoms, we need to take every oportunity to step on their necks. It's evidence of there totalatarian mindset that they think that Holiday means Christimas. Since freakin' when?

This country was built on the backs of slaves who practiced every religion under the sun and we must honor all traditions, and part of that means not having christians shove there freakin' christmas carols down our throats.

Echelon Is Watching - Don't Say Redhead

The other night I wrote a post where I was trying to avoid saying a certain word outright because I,' am awear that the goverment will strat monitoring us if the word is to appear on our site.

Well, my good freind , Not Memes, ended up posting the word in a comment, so I might as well say it now.

The word is Echelon. And this is what Echelon is:

Echelon is perhaps the most powerful intelligence gathering organization in the world. Several credible reports suggest that this global electronic communications surveillance system presents an extreme threat to the privacy of people all over the world. According to these reports, ECHELON attempts to capture staggering volumes of satellite, microwave, cellular and fiber-optic traffic, including communications to and from North America. This vast quantity of voice and data communications are then processed through sophisticated filtering technologies.

This massive surveillance system apparently operates with little oversight. Moreover, the agencies that purportedly run ECHELON have provided few details as to the legal guidelines for the project. Because of this, there is no way of knowing if ECHELON is being used illegally to spy on private citizens.

Uh, duh, of course, they're going to use it to spy on private citizens. I am a privat citizan and they have been using it on me. Yesterday I got a spate of of hits from goverment sites like watch this:

6
INEL.gov 11:14:14 am 1 0:00
7
nortelnetworks.com 11:07:24 am 1 0:00
10
harvard.edu 10:21:14 am 1 0:00

16
uscourts.gov 9:21:12 am 1 0:00

39
ifl.net 6:12:25 am 0:00

At least ten hits came from USCourts.gov. I also received hit's from Mr. Bill Gates. That's ominus. I mean how would you like it if Bill Gats was investagating you.?!?? I don't even know what INEL.gov is and when you click on the link, it's top secret. And,as for Nortel, it's frigtaning to be inestagated by the phone company, they can see everything. And that one that's called "ifl.net" is Internet for Learning. Yeah, for learning what? That's what I'd like to know. To learn my reall name? Well, it's in the telaphone book under M, why don't you just look it up, you SS monsters.. The goverment is paranoid. And when they are paranoid they are dangerous

You might wander why I includeed the harvard.edu under sites I'm worried about investagating me. Well, becasue I know that it's probably some future CIA monster doing his senior project - which is INVESTAGATING ME!!! Screw you, Mr. CIA intern. Besides you know who runs Harvard. That's right. They do.

Echelon has reache its evil tentacals into every crevice of our being. I did some investagating of my own and found a list of words that Echolon doesn't want you to say on the interent. If you use these words they will censor you email , and they will follow you around the internet and initieate a goverment investagation against you. Here are just some the words:

Explosives, guns, assassination, conspiracy, primers, detonators, initiators, main charge, nuclear charges, ambush, sniping, motorcade, IRS, BATF, jtf-6, mjtf, hrt, srt, hostages, munitions, weapons, TNT, rdx, amfo, hmtd, picric acid, silver nitrite, mercury fulminate, presidential motorcade,salt peter, charcoal, sulfur, c4, composition b, amatol, petn, lead azide, lead styphante, ddnp, tetryl, nitrocel, security forces, intelligence, agencies, hrt, resistance, psyops, infiltration, assault team, defensive elements, Satellite imagery, force, NAIAG, Cypherpunks, NARF, 127, Coderpunks, TRW, remailers, replay, redheads, RX-7, explicit, FLAME, JTF-6, AVN,ISSSP, Anonymous, W, Sex, chaining, codes, Nuclear, 20, subversives, SLIP, toad, fish, data havens, unix, c, a, b, d, SUBACS, the, Elvis, quiche, DES,1*, NATIA, NATOA, sneakers, UXO, (), OC-12, counterintelligence, Shaldag, sonage, Sport, NASA, TWA, DT, gtegsc, owhere, .ch, hope, emc, industrial espiUPIR, PI, TSCI, spookwords, industrial intelligence, H.N.P., SUAEWICS, Juiliett Class Submarine, Locks, qrss, loch, 64 Vauxhall Cross, Ingram Mac-10, wwics, sigvoice, ssa, E.O.D., SEMTEX, penrep, racal, OTP, OSS, Siemens, RPC,

Notice that comon words like sex and lead and elvis and redheads and fulminate and toad and fish and chaining and RX-7 are in there. Just try and write an email and not use one of their randumly picked words, you can't. YOU CAN'T.

You know why? Because they are getting ready to round us up. They are preparing to initiate mass arests. When they come to get you they will slap cuffs on you and march you down to the train station and you'll say, "But SS Officer, what did I do?" And he'll say to you,

"Shut up motherfu*#%r, The charges against you are using the word "redhead" on the intrenet."

And that'll be enough. And then they'all start the gassing. you know they will, because Bush is Hitler. In fac, he's worser than Hitler, so they'll probably gas us with mustard gas or something that will give us an excrushiating death.

That's how it's gonna go down, my brother. And you know why their going to do this to us? because we're for freedom. FREEDOM. Like my buddy Zack de la Rocha said,

FREEDUUUUMMMM!!!!

Yes, we are a race of people who have the awedacity to say we want to be able to say words like redhead and sex and and primers and salt peter and detonators and Julliett Class and main charge on the internet. And hopefully, all in the same sentance.

Wednesday, December 01, 2004

A Big Steaming Pile

Yesterday, I had a vary improtant meeting lined up. We have been contimplating how we can communicate secret mesages more affectivly at certin protests and demonstratons that we have lined up in the naer future. We don't want the pigs to be abel to under stand some of the things we are comunicating, so we don't want to use bullhrons or signs.

Horaitio came up with a great idea. African-talking drum.

He set up a meeting with his freind Ngude who is a master-talking drummre (studied at San Francisco City Colege). Our meeting was set for 2:00 PM.

Wel,, wouldn't you know it as soon as I stepped out of my aparment I walked right into a big steeming pile of dog crap. So, I tried to wash it off with water in thegutter but that wans't working. So, I had to take of my shoes and go bakc in and try to find another pare. I did, but they needed shoe laces, so I went to take the shoe laces off the dog crap shoes and I rellized that I had dog crap all over my shoe laces too, so now it's on my hands.

So then I had too wash the shoe laces in a sterillising soap. Another freaking 10 minute s to wahs and sterillise and dry and then put them on the non-dog crap shoes. Finaly , I'm done. I leave the apratment againd. I look down and notice tha t some how I had also gotten dog carp all over the legs of my pant. Jeez freakin' crap all over.

So, I go back in my house and get a clean pare of pants, but they have too be ironed. So, then I burn my slef with the iron. So, then I'm at the sink running clod water over my fingers and the phone rings, so I reach over to un plug the radio, which was playing loudly, and I freakin' electorcuted myslef.

So, then I'm laying on the flour shaking, and Horatio is giving me mouth to mouth, but I tell him I do'nt need it I can breathe fine. He hleps me to my feet and sits me in a chair and gets me a glass of cold water and an ice pack for my burnt fingers. Horatio was then nice enouhg to do the ironing for me.

By this time, I was vary upset. I knew we we're going to be late. Ngude is a vary busy man he would not be happy. He might evn rescedule the meeting, (but I can't aford for that to happen because (the protests and demonstations) are vary close to happening (this takes delicate palnning).).. So, I'm siting their doing my deep-breathing shakira meditation and I visualized a cataclysm of events tumultously falling at my feet , things that would shake the world , if I were to reveal them.

Horatio shook me to, and we went to the meeting. Everything turned out ok. Ngude agreeed to transmit secret mesages with talking drum, and I have suffred no ill affects form my electorcution. None that are apairent to me anyway.

But, the whole epasode got me to thinking: that dog crap on my shoes, is like George Bush, he gets on you're shoes and befroe you know it, the whole country stinks. And then one thing leads to another and everything else starts going wrong in the whole rest of the world to. And then to you're surprise, befroe you know it, you've got a 280 pound Aztlandian man on top of you giving you mouth to mouth resusitation.

I freakin' hate George Bush.

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

Can You Say Ech With A Sense of Elon?

Listen, there is something I need to tell you about, but I can't say it. Be cause if I say it, then what I'm tlaking about will come and get me, and probably you to, just for reading what Im' saying.

Here's what I'm talking about, or Rather not tlaking about. I 'm going to give you clues,and I will give severla diffrent clues, just in case you don't get them all,

So, here's what I'm not talking about:

E is for Erica
C is for Cyndy
H is for Horatio
E is for Erin
L is for Lauren
O is for Onyx
N is for Nina

do you get it, yet now?

Here's another clud: I'm going to put the clue in between random words this time:

She sells E sea C shells H by E the L sea O shore N.

Ok, let's see, how else, can I do it. I know, I'll do it as a series of wrod scrambles:

EHCLEON
ECHLEON
ECHELON
NOLECHE

One of thos might have been the real wrod (but may be was'nt), do you get what I'm getting at?

What am I going on about, well, let's see how can I be descreet? LEt's say you have a freind and his name is Governer Mint, and you find out that you're freind Governer Mint is kind of kincky and he likes to stand out side you're window and watch you doing what ever private things it is that you like to do.

Would'nt you say that you're freind Governor Mint is out of line? Doesn't he need to be removed from power, by any means nesessary?

Let's say you have another freind and his name is Senor Jorge Bushcado, and say Mr. Bushcado likes to go through you're computer files and get infromation on you (I'm not nesassarily saying that Governor Ment would'nt want to do that either E if C he H had E a way L to O do it. N

Would'nt Senore Jorge be an evil dangerous Christian Nazi?

If you see any interesting wrods on this blogpost that might be of intrest to you , you mighte want to look tham up on google, but use incripted softwear.

State of Emergancy

Grimace (our friend not evil Capitalist trans-fat mongar character) has gone missing. He has not checked in to post on his blogger since the 17teenth that is almost TWO WEEK. My hypotheses? Kidnap. By reputzi secret police. Is this what they mean by unperson? I beleive, so.

Please every one get the wrod out about Grimace we can not permit dhingers to commit crimes like this without impuniety! I have made memorial ribbon fro Grimace here (click).

Monday, November 29, 2004

This Is Just Dispicable!

I just recieved this in email, had to clean up the >> >>>>> >>'s (look like it has been forwarded alot - GOOD!) You might want to send this to every one you know to. This is relly getting serious. If this dispatch is ture than WHAT NEXT. I ask.


The following appeared in the Columbus Dispatch on 11/16/04 written by Joe Blundo, a Dispatch columnist.

Canada busy sending back Bush-dodgers.

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The reelection of President Bush is prompting the exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they'll soon be required to hunt, pray and agree with Bill O'Reilly. Canadian border farmers say it's not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

"I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn," said Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. "He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn't have any, he left. Didn't even get a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?"

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. So he tried installing speakers that blare Rush Limbaugh across the fields. "Not real effective," he said. "The liberals still got through, and Rush annoyed the cows so much they wouldn't give milk."

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, drive them across the border and leave them to fend for themselves. "A lot of these people are not prepared for rugged conditions," an Ontario border patrolman said. "I found one carload without a drop of drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though."

When liberals are caught, they're sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about the Bush administration establishing reeducation camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR. In the days since the election, liberals have turned to sometimes-ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have taken to posing as senior citizens on bus trips to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans disguised in powdered wigs, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizen passengers.

"If they can't identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we get suspicious about their age," an official said. Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating and organic-broccoli shortage and renting all the good Susan Sarandon movies. "I feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can't support them," an Ottawa resident said. "How many art-history majors does one country need?"

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Dick Cheney met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals, a source close to Cheney said. "We're going to have some Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. And we might put some endangered species on postage stamps. The president is determined to reach out."

Feeling UNPERSONED

I've looked a bit on the intrenet and tried to figure ouot what UNPERSONED is. It seems the idea is that the goverment can make a person just disapaer and then apear to never have existed in the first place.

I didn not know the goverment was allowed to do this. This is a new development for me. Every time I think the evil Nazi Bush regmie can't get any worse, they do.

This new UNPERSONED development must be part of the Patriot Act I guess. It must of been written in to the same Claus as the part about not making you're own Lexmark printer ink.

Anyway, whatever.

My good friend "Behind The Scenes" (kind of like the Wizard in the Wizard of Oz , He's behind the curtin) wrote in to ask where I was yetserday, because I did'nt write at all. He apperently was terrorfied that I had been UNPERSONED. Alas, I have not. Not officially anyways.

But I am feeling UNPERSONED because of some thing my mother did to me yesterday.

I was forced to go see her for the Halliday weekend, because, well let's just put it this way, their are certan financial reality's that even Chongito can not slove for me. To make mattres even worsed , my mother froced me to go to relgious servaces (some blather about gratistude). This is a disaster waiting to happien.

It was all i could do to not stand up and shout alout to the congragation that, "You are all a bunch of freakin' morons."

I mean how could anyone believe in God in this day and age. God himslef has been proven to be mathamaticley impossible. And then to think that miracles could happen is just plane stupid,.

I spoke my reservations aloud to my mother after the service and she replyed some crap about "But, Memes, you yourslef are a miracle."

Well, jeez freakin' crap, why don't you just shine my shoes with bull turds? Really, what a load. She forces me to go, (relly just a sadomasochistic game shes' playing (some Freudian minustration) in order to alay my financial worry's and then she tries to ply me into agreement by apealing to cloying sentaments about myslef which I do not harbor. It might work on some people , but not on me. I do not need to think that I am a miracle. I know that I am mereley an acciednt, a chance collision between ovum and spermatazoa.

There is no there there, mother. Get over it. Give up on you're school girl fantasy's. When it all comes down to it, we're are all just not that improtant, almost as if we nevr existed at all.

And I'm cool with it.