Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Resist The Occupation

The third stage of the War On Islam began when the Bushitler Reich detonated a atomic bomb which rocked the earth's mantle underneath the Indian Ocean. The force of this nuclear explosion shattered the bones of the earth as surely as dynamite rocks the foundation of a building during demolition.

The Earths broken bones caused it to quake and rock with such force that an large tsunami ensued which , as we all know, by now, has killed hundreds of thousands of Muslims.

It really was a brilliant strategy on the part of the Chimp and his Chimpaires, we must give him that. Somehow, in that slab of burger that he calls a brain, diabolical plans roil with astounding precision.

But, the humiliation of the Muslim world is not complete yet, as far as Dubya is concrened. He still has more plans with which we will heap shame upon the good Jihadi's (inner struggle) of the Muslim nations.

Now, the Puppet Chief of jesusland has ordered the invasion and occupation of Sri Lanka:

First off, here is the powerful American machinery in action. For 24 hours now, there has been a landing ["débarquement"] taking place — there is no other word — while helicopters continue the distribution [of "humanitarian" aid].
Cut to shot of a Sri Lankan beach where amphibious vehicles are disembarking from landing craft — unmistakably reminiscent of the D-Day landings. Note that above Pujadas used the word "débarquement" ("there is no other word"), which is the word most often used to refer to the D-Day landings. Footage of thousands of US marines offloading equipment.

These are harrowing developments. Unmistakably, the Bush Regime is gradually taking control of the entire world. From the nations along the Indian Ocean it is merely and hop, skip, and a jump to China. And then of course, the People's Republic of North Korea. We can see his malenvolent schemes manifested all over the faces of the Muslim people's.

But, the good Jihadi's have not played their last card. They are demanding the undeployment of the American Military:

Habib Rizieq Shihab, head of the Islamic Defender's Front (FPI), said yesterday assistance in Aceh could herald the start of an East Timor-style intervention designed to secure independence for the troubled northern province.

Mr Shihab told The Australian he feared the presence of hundreds of troops in Aceh would corrupt the province's strict Islamic culture.

Mr Shihab accused Canberra of using the excuse of humanitarian assistance to support a long-term strategy of undermining Indonesian sovereignty.
"Please Occupiers, move your feet from Indonesia as soon as your "humanitarian" work is done," he said. "They should not corrupt Islamic sharia law in force in Aceh, because we know that these foreign soldiers like to bring prostitutes with them. Also, these soldiers drink alcohol and in Aceh it is strictly forbidden."

My fine lawyer Biff, and I, are begginning the work of drawing up a charter for the Indian Ocean Liberation Organization. We will resist the occupation by any means necessary. A million Martyrs will throw the Military of jesusland into the sea.

3 Comments:

Blogger notmemes said...

thank you for bringing this atomic bomb detonation to my attention, memes.

it's frighining, convicning, and true.

I'm getting to work on the movie of it, right now. (called "day after tomorrow II").

7:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should make the movie with pupets , that way we can get back at dhingers who made Team America. That movie was a abomanation.

Snorkel

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Earth doesn't have bones, and man has yet to invent a weapon strong enough to break the earth tectonic plates.

Are you guys out of your minds?

9:35 AM  

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