The Sword Of Damocleese - Will jesusland Nuke Mecca
I have it on good atuthority (my good friend, Vlad, who works at the NSC in D.C.) that the United States of jesusland (Bushitler Riech) has threatened to "vaporize" or , in other wrods, "Nuke" Mecca.
Vlad email me the following email,
To: memesporsche1237-qrtsptightend34@aol.com
From: vladstavrogin@us.gov.nschrdqrtrs.comsat9
File Under: Top Secret
Memes,
Just thought you might like to know, the Bush administration has identified the potential of nuking Mecca off the map as bin Laden's ultimate point of vulnerability – the Damoclean Sword hanging over his head. Keep this under your hat.
Sincerely,
Vlad Stavrogin
National Security Council
Dept. of Inteligence & Clandestine Activity
This explains why bin Landen has not come to our aid, as we suffer under the barbraric hand of the Bushitler Regime. We are occupied by a madman.
These are perilous times. How should we then live?
Vlad email me the following email,
To: memesporsche1237-qrtsptightend34@aol.com
From: vladstavrogin@us.gov.nschrdqrtrs.comsat9
File Under: Top Secret
Memes,
Just thought you might like to know, the Bush administration has identified the potential of nuking Mecca off the map as bin Laden's ultimate point of vulnerability – the Damoclean Sword hanging over his head. Keep this under your hat.
Sincerely,
Vlad Stavrogin
National Security Council
Dept. of Inteligence & Clandestine Activity
This explains why bin Landen has not come to our aid, as we suffer under the barbraric hand of the Bushitler Regime. We are occupied by a madman.
These are perilous times. How should we then live?
posted by Pastorius at 5:03 AM
2 Comments:
Huh, Vlad misspelled "intelligence" - maybe that's all we need to know about the likelihood of the veracity of his information.
I thnik that's the way they spell intelligance in Russia. He probably feels anomie, like he'snot a member of one country or the other.
Do you know what I mean?
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