Monday, January 10, 2005

The Screaming Memes Proclimation On World Peace - With a Little Help From Myhatma Gahndi

I, Memes, doth hereby proclame that I have a vision for human world peace. We can attain to this vision if we ackknowledge the inherent reality that we have inherited. What the nobel Jihadi's are angry about is Isreal.

They are angry because Isreal stole there land, just like Bush stole the election.

If Isreal would just settle down and come and break bread at the Peace Table with Palistein (their Semitic too) than we could solve world peace. If the native Muslim Palisteinians could have there land back, they would be happy, and they would stop waging Jihad.

When trying to attain world Peace it is best to model our behavior after the truly peaceful giants of histroy. Ganhdi, of course, is the first to come to mind. So, what did Myhatma Gahndi have too say about Isreal and world Peace? Well, here it is, it is suttle and newanced, so read it thoughtfuly and carefully:

"I would like you to lay down the arms you have as being useless for saving you or humanity. You will invite Herr Hitler and Signor Mussolini to take what they want of the countries you call your possessions...If these gentlemen choose to occupy your homes you will vacate them. If they do not give you free passage out, you will allow yourselves, man, woman and child to be slaughtered, but you will refuse to owe allegiance to them."

"I am as certain...that the stoniest German heart will melt [if only the Jews] adopt active non-violence. Human nature...unfailingly responds to the advances of love. I do not despair of his [Hitler's] responding to human suffering even though caused by him."

"Hitler killed five million [sic] Jews. It is the greatest crime of our time. But the Jews should have offered themselves to the butcher's knife. They should have thrown themselves into the sea from cliffs."

Louis Fisher, Gandhi's biographer asked him: "You mean that the Jews should have committed collective suicide?" Gandhi responded,

"Yes, that would have been heroism."

Now, we can all see in stark contrast, the difference between a grate man like Gahndi and an evil man like Herr Hitler.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Better to be slaughtered like cows than live like mice."---Quote from Gandhi, if he would have had thought of itWhen will the Jews get the picture? When they're all dead, I guess.

Tim
Los Angeles

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How dare you inslut a peaceful man like Gandhi. What have you ever done for the cause of world peace, you asshole.

People like you should die. We would all be better off.

December

8:12 PM  

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