Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Bushitler's Mad Schemes To Deny The Iranian Revolutionary's The Right To Defend Themselves

I received the following email this morning:

To: memesporsche1237-qrtsptightend34@aol.com
From: vladstavrogin@us.gov.nschrdqrtrs.comsat9

File Under: Top Secret

Just thought you'd like to know, Seymour Hersh is being used by the Bush Administration. We leaked information to him regarding clandestine intelligence activities for the purpose of researching Iran's nuclear weapons capabilities. But, the truth is there are no such research sorties being mounted.

We know where Iran's nuclear facilities are because we built them. We built them so that we would eventually have a reason to attack Iran, with the stated purpose being to deny them the ability to complete their weapons of mass destruction program.

The problem is, however, that my sources in Tehran tell me that the Mullahs have already succeeded in building 7 nuclear weapons a quite sizable kilotonnage. Therefore, if Bush attacks Iran, as he seems hell-bent on doing, we are in for a very wild ride indeed.

Keep this under your hat.

Vlad Stavrogin
National Security Council
Dept. of Inteligence & Clandestine Activity

I really don't know what to do with such information, other than to post it hear fro all the world to see.

I remember seeing a movie, a couple years ago, called Miracle Mile. In the movie, the main character (strangely a handsome twenty-something male) is walking down Wilshire Blvd., in Los Angeles, when he here's a pay phone ring. He picks it up and hears someone babbling about how "the Soviet Union has launched the missiles. We'll all be dead within an hour."

Chaos insues. The Lord of the Flies reigns. The people eat each alive in an orgy of violence and sexual depravity right in the streets. The punchline is that the bombs really do come, as if to save the people from oursleves.

Alas, I thought of the film as un belle frivolite until now.


Blogger notmemes said...

i am so shoked, and horifed, and depresed.

(sexual depravity?????)

12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

'THEN' 'THERE' is only fiction.

10:56 PM  

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