Monday, December 06, 2004

National Urinate on Bushitler Day 2004

I'm sprung.

Yes, as Horatio told you, I was arrested by the goverment for my descent. Here's what happend. Me and Horatio and some of the other leaders of the movement were out on the town having a few drinks. At about 2:30 in the morning we were walking home and we came across a construction zone where it was boarded up with the scafolding, you know what I mean? And their was a bunch of Bushitler/Cheney the Evil for President 2004 stickers on the board , so since I had to go, I had to go.

I urinated my descent all over those frickin' stickers, and the pigs saw me. They come up and start hassling me. I told them it was my free speech and that my movemtn was solid and that they just couldn't be expected to understand since they are locked into their little world of police life where everybody they know probably thinks Bush is like the second coming or something.

But they said, "You'll have to come with us Mr. Memes. We are aresting you for public intoxication and urination."

But, those were just the trumped up charge's. Screw that. In fact, I think those were probabley CIA guys posing as city poliece.

But, I got a plan. I will not be put down. We put our heads together, myslef and the heads of the five boroughs and we deicided to stage a mass portest at the Square tomorrow against the Bushitler regime. Her's what wer'e gonna all do. All of us, and that goes for you and you and you and you. Everybody out there.

Everybody go out and get all the Bushiter/Cheney the Evil for President 2004 stickers you can find and at 12;00 PM Noon time tomorrow on December 7th (anniversery of the day Roosevelt pulled off that sham in Pearl harbor) wer'e all going to simaltaneiosly urniate all over those Bushitler sitckers.

We're staging a massive P.R. campagin today, faxing and emailing the media all over the United Statees. I would apreciate if our Europeen brothers and sisters would get in on this as well. If you don't have stickers over their then just get newspaper clippings with photos of Bushitler.

Everybody drink lot of water and we'll see you tomorrow at noon.


Blogger behind-the-scenes said...

And you didn't notice Clover (little) peeing on the Bushitler posters too?
This makes no sense. It can't be a coincidence that both you and Clover were taken away!
Either Clover was with you, but you (in your drunken state) paid no attention!!! Or else, the entire thing might have been a set-up! You were tricked into the situation (as Clover was tricked in a parallel way, some other place). Where is Clover?

I guess I could check the little shep's site to see but that is hardly the point.

Clover, I hope you're well!

1:00 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Mr. the-Scentes,
I did not say that I was inebreated, I mirrorly said that I had had a few drinks. I was most assuridly in control of my sneses.

However, I must admit that, now that I think about it in the blazing light of day, I could not be sure if or if not Clover was in my presense that evening. But, yes, to be peeing on the Bushitler posteers does sound like something little Clover would do. I've seen her urinate in some prety strange places.


Screaming Memes (M.S. Critical Theory, mnr. Circ Rsng.)

3:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Memes,
I've been drninking all night and I have not pee'd once.

It will be wondrful,

My Descent

8:21 PM  
Blogger notmemes said...

wow mmes, Have you thot of getting Eve Enslur involved? she of vagina monologues fame? maybe she could mobilize all those vaginas for your planid demonistration. A pissy party. A streaming spectacle. A watershed moment in Americun politisc! An ark of transcendince!

honistly, it will be solidness (liquidness rathir) like none's evir seen. Men & women & all inbetween, pissing forp osterity! Pizz for the Kids! Not to mention the dramatic angles Ms. Enslur might naturally think to ad, being a literairy geniuse as she is. A urination is nothing if not a monloloogue. I'm sure you agree, being a noted monolongist yourself, though you presomibly lack a vagina, for which your politics are fast compensating for.

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

George W. Bush is indeed hated and despised. Bush may not be “self-aware” relative to his narcissistic personality disorder. A lot of mentally ill people are oblivious and/or in denial of their mental illness. But Bush is probably aware that he has psychological problems. Bush may quibble over semantics or interpretations or opinions about whether it would be appropriate or fair to say that he has psychological problems of “clinical significance.”

George W. Bush is gravely mentally ill and needs help.

It is on the Internet: people are “counting the days til Bush leaves office.”

The American people can hardly wait til Bush leaves office. The presidency of Bush has been a nightmare for the American people and for the world. The narcissistic personality disorder of Bush has certainly contributed to what is almost his inability to do anything right.

Submitted by Andrew Yu-Jen Wang
B.S., Summa Cum Laude, 1996
Messiah College, Grantham, PA
Lower Merion High School, Ardmore, PA, 1993

2:49 PM  

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