Friday, November 26, 2004

I Really Am Being Stalked By The Patriot Act

Woah! I can't belive I wrote all that crap this mroning. Geez, I must of been still drunk. After I wrote all that I stumbaled back into bed and slept six more hours. Just got up.

Im rell embarassed , but I'm going to leave it as a testament to the bohemian life that I have chosen. There are prices that we all must pay for who I am, and mine is embarassment, sometimes.

As it stands now, I think that I shall never again recite poetry. I believe I shall be an older, wiser Memes.

Anyway, the reason I had titled the preivious post "I'm Being Stalked, etc." is because I am. I was giong to try to tell you about what is going on hear at Screaming MEmes, but I got side tracked telling you about last night's adventure in the land of Dianysis and Bacchus.

So, wha'ts going on is this: We (Screming Memes/Daisy the Lamb web site) are getting hit on quite a bit on our traffic counter by the Patriot Act web site. We are clearly being monitord. This is frightening and apalling behavior on thepart of our Nazi jesusland goverment. We are a web site, as such we are endeavored in the pursuit of our free speech. We can say and do whatever we want to. They are bound by the constitution to leave us alone.

but they are monitoring us.

Well, hear goes: Screw You Patriot Act Nazi oppressers. Screw you and the horse you rode in on. Take this, we're gonna tare the whole system down. You're days are numbered. We are not afraid of you and you're opresive laws and you're jackboots. You thugs!

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh hi agin mims, Scary what's goin on here. But glad your not baking down and just keep giving them all hell. Reminds me of when I keyed my dads car. (got that bastard back.) xuse my language diiasy (it's fr.)

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh nobody tell my dad though plese, he neverk new it was me, thanks.

3:57 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Anonymous,
You're secrete is safe with me, but I'm hope you're dad does'nt work for The PatriotAct.com.

Sincerealy,
S. Memes M.S. Crt. Thry. (minro, Circ. Rsng.)

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

plz explain about that site and how is it hitting you?

... the-scenes

4:49 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

anony - no problem.

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey the Scenes you better wiseup quick. you sound liek a child.

5:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo Meeeeems, Found a great band named Les Visible (that's fr.), got some grate bush music.

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/7/lesvisible2music.htm

This is what he says, Les I mean:

"The overwhelming preponderance of evidence suggests that the people behind bushligula were also instrumental in 'facilitating' 9/11. Everything I say or allude to is backed up by evidence AND where the evidence is circumstantial it is 'heavily circumstantial'; more than enough to CONVICT."

When I read 'circumstantil' I rememberd I got circumcised when I was a baby.

Mom wanted it.

5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmmm. The man behind the music and the ideas has a page with q&a:

"
Favorite spot?
Inside my heart.
"

Indeed. He speaks for us all.

5:56 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Yes, I will explain what I mean by "we are being hit on by the PatrotAct.com". You what has been happening is I turn on my computer and go to Screaming memes trafic

6:08 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

6:08 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

... damn it, I don't know what's going on with this frickin' blogger, but anyway, I go to the screamingmemes.blogspot.com and

6:09 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Damn it, I did not remove andy post or comment or anything. Jeez freakin' crap. So, I go to the screaming memes site and

6:12 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Motherfu

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scrimmin Mimms Here (assumed name). Ok, that's frickin' it damn it , I'll just post this anonymousley than . So , I went to the frickin' site and I accessed our trafic counte

6:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ok, guys. We might have to strat another site, because this isn't freakin' working. They (and you know who they are) are defanitely Squishing of My Descent , or what ever that freakin' phrase is that IraqWarWong came up with.

Just suffice it to say that sertain unnameless parties have been checking in on us (benevolently, of course) and maybe removing a tid bit here or there for there own later parusal.

Do you get my drift?

Not Screaming Memes

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is relly relly frightening to me. First blog is watched and wiretapped, then they try to keep memes from posting, now we don't know if it's real Memes or not!! Could be, could not be, don't know. Like the fake plastic sadams that real sadam made to fool us (didn't work). This is scary shitless. How can we tell which is memes, which isn't?

7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what if real memes is actualy Bush. then socallled "fake memes" is real. fake is real a lot of times. so meybe only believe it's memes if he says he's not memes. or if he says he is but didn't used to be. something like that. gota go anywy, dad wants the computr.

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude,

We're living in the Matrix. Try to guess what's real. The only thing that's real is the fleshhammer in your hand, maybe not that.

Sean Gone - RSB

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That reminds me that someone (make that 2 people) murdered someone while wearing a Scream mask (the killer, not the victim). Which just goes to show you.


Oh, and it was at mcdonalds (which is maybe symbolic)

behind-the-scenes

10:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe I need to clarify: The point is: Who is the real killer? The original man in the Scream mask (who was an actor, only going through the motions of killing) or the copy - who killed for real?

Same for screaming memes and his double. Anyway, the name is a mask.

I hope that now it's clear.

10:31 PM  
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I ma wondre if best to spek secrete thnigs in potery now thta benig wached.

I ma undrestnad dileema you in. My browzer been intrefeared with fro lnog time now. It ok tho, cos sheps is smart.

4:35 AM  
Blogger cloverthe lamb (little) said...

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4:44 AM  

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