Monday, November 22, 2004

Unstable Weather Patturns

From the Asia Times comes the following herrowing reprot about frightinangly unstable weather conditoins in Califronia:

An unusual type of storm nicknamed an "insider slider" blanketed Southern California mountains with up to 3 feet of snow and even coated desert areas with white.

Children built snowmen and had snowball fights in low-lying towns such as Murrieta in Riverside County, where Chris Sousounis said he was told it would never snow when he moved there from Chicago.

"Somebody lied," he said as he swept piles of snow off his pickup truck.

I think we all know who lied!!!

Notice how news of weather in Californai had to be reproted by The Asian Times. That's because of the complete lockdown on reality going on hear in Heir Bushhiter's jesusland. And their's more:

As much as a foot of snow covered desert areas of northern San Bernardino County, and 6 inches fell in desert communities such as Yucca Valley and Twentynine Palms. Lake Elsinore, southeast of Los Angeles, measured 3 inches.

Strong wind in Irvine toppled a tree onto a home, and some of the occupants suffered minor cuts and bruises.

This is truly unnerving. This must be the work of Heir Chimp's dasterdly device "The Reinmaker" agian.

Please do send us in you're verious releases and dispathes on any kind of unstabilaty that you might see.


Blogger daisythelamb said...

I never relly tracked weather patterns untill recently but I can confidently say that I'm pretty sure its never been as bizzare as since Bush re-stole election. Case in point early this morning it was like 30 degrees (Farenheight) but by about noon it had shot up TWENTY DEGREES (50 degrees Farenheight). Could it be any more obviouser?

7:19 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

It must have been Harry Bush that caused it, because the Asia times says it started in this here Canadian Columbia (where all your drugs come from), but no way there is any snow here at all. We're all out taking in the sun. And you know Asia Times only tells the truth, so it must have been Harry who added the snow as soon as it got over the border into the States. See? Everybody whould move up here. Only thing is you can't get in unless you're a millionaire.

7:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I do believe that somewhere in San Francisco it is in fact raining men.

Not Frank J.

6:43 AM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...


You gotta help us out here: raining men. This is code for _____ what?

5:59 PM  
Blogger behind-the-scenes said...

Daisy, he simply forgot a comma. He wanted to say "it's raining, men!" (A little chauvinistic, but at least it makes sense).

6:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

D the L & B the S (if anyone can actually B the S):

This is secret code that only Dustbin Hoffman followers will be able to decipher.

10:45 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

You guys are so dumb. He said it's raining men. In Iowa it rains cats and dogs. In San Francisco it rains men. What do you expect?

11:28 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...


This still not help context, cats and dogs code? Mabey Memes is familiar with this paticular incryption but I HAVE NO IDEA.

3:10 AM  
Blogger Stan said...

Its not a code, dummy. Its real cats and dogs. that's why there's little craters in the ground all over Iowa. They plant corn in them so you don't see them. Nobody what s to keep tourists away. Same in San Francisco.

3:55 AM  
Blogger Baron said...

hey i havent left the san bernadino area for about 3 years..... and it hasnt snowed yet.

3:55 AM  
Blogger Stan said...

Baron you must of passed out for a while.

4:03 AM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

I have pondared and given thougt to this issue about what did that one guy (was it Stan?) mean about it "raining men" in the Holy City of San Fransisco. I blieve that I finlly come to a decision.

I think San Fransisco has been taken hostage by the Bush regime. I think San fransisco is under firm lockdown, no news in our out.

I think that I think that our freind is speaking to us in code, trying to tell us of thier dire situation.

It's raining men is code for

Ick reining mein.

In other words, "It's my rein," in voice of Chimp Bush the Evil.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

That's pretty darn good. How'd you figure that out so quick?!?!

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These freak storms happen every ten years or so, when the rains come from the northeast instead of the Pacific. Also, I first saw this reported on, so I don't think this was a Bush coverup. It's not so bad really. We San Diegans are always excited if it snows within 200 miles of us!


1:11 PM  

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