Wednesday, November 17, 2004

Stop Flossing

Horatio came over last night (i'm still in hiding) with take-out Enchiladas from the little cafe that he prefers. The food was good, there were chips and salsa , and cheese, and peppers, and pperchinis too, and that stringie beef. You know, pretty much every thing you would expect to find in a good ethnic quizine

Anyway, this led to a session of furious flossing, as you can imagine. And , to tell the plane truth, it was rather disgusting. Soem of the stuff I found betweens my teeth was unrecognizeable. Some of it, I could tell, oh yeah, there's a piece of beef (stringy) that was loged between molars and actully wrapped around the outside of the tooth. But mostly, the stuff was unrecognizable gore.

Some actully leaped from my mouth (as if shocked and awed by it's own disgustingness) and flew out and hit the bathroom mirror. I had too get and tissue and wipe down the mirror and some of it smeared , so I had to get the Windex.

I guess we can expect this kind of groteusquerie when imbibing a good ethinic quisine. It's part of the price of the terratory.

Ok, but,go with me here,.

This got me to thinking.

Why do we floss? Because . If we do not then all the stringie bifteca (diverse word for beef) and cheese and chips-particulars, will just lodge in between you're gums and rot out you're teeth, that's why.

I mean, relly, answer me here. Correct me if Im' wrong.

So, I got to thinking some more. (It must of been the meal?!?! good gastrognomic expeirence) Why are we afrayd of the evil Bush regimen? Well, it's because of his horrendous teeth. He can chew us up and spit us out any time he wants too.

And we know it damned well.

We do not have the power, cause we do'nt have the teeth. He does. But, we are all part of the same country so let us use a "Bodie Metaphoire (fr.)" here. If we are to be a part of bush's body, let us be like his gums. And let us just stop flossing, so that we can rot out his teeth.

They'll just rot, and stink, and putrify, like a swamp. And they will fall out, and then the Bush regime will look like an old man in the morning before he puts his dentures in. And we'll just lauhg.

You see what I'm saying here?

Now, i don't relly know (qiute yet) what we can do to just rot the capatalist system like that. To just rot the teeth out of Bush's head? But, I promise you, that I will think abuot it.

UPDATE: I'm trying to think. What can we do (politacally-speaking) to rot out the teeth of Amerikkka? Does anybody have any ideas?

33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

We can't stop flossing, because then we will start to look like the hippie-druggy freaks that the Right-wingers are always trying to portray us as.

Let's think oof another idea.

Braden

9:17 AM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Braden,
I did not mean that literally. It is a metaphor; a "Bodie Metaphoie (fr.)" as I elucadated.

I'm tryingb to figur out what we can do, politacly-speaking to rot out the teeth of Amerikkka.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best thing to rot this hell whole is to get the money from the hands of the rich! back to the ppl it belongs to (ie. the people).

If bush hadn't totally screwed up the economy (pets.com) maybe more of us would stand a chance...

10:44 AM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Thanks you Anonymous brother, I wish you would have left you're name , so that I could credit you on that.

That's a great freakin' idea. We need to steal the money back.

It's ours anyway, the constatution says so; for the poeple , by the people and for the poeole. It's our back , we've got to take it back by any meanes necesarry.

It kind of remind of that song by my inestamabel Socialest comrade, Mr. Zack de la Rocha (rolled r's on Rocha) :

In the rihgt lihgt study becomes insight
The system that dissed us teaches us to reed and rihgt
So-called facs are frawed
The elect will presure ya to bow down to they're god
Ignorance is taken over
Yo! we gotta take the powr back

Her'e s the plan - Motherfuck Uncle Sam
Stand back I know who I am
The rage is relentles - we need a movmint with a kwikness
We gotta change and counter act
Yo! We gitta take the power back

That is some deep deep science, Yo? Know what ahm sayin'

Mr. Zack de la Rocha is a faceles, fierceless warrior of the movement's batalyon on the front of the capatalist systme.

I think I'll fire of an emial to Mr. de la Rocha (I know him persenally. He always, "hey Yo! bro, whassup" when ever he sees me) because I know he would have at least too cents to throw in to the ring on this "Bodie Metaphoire (fr.)."

11:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I read a very disturbing comment on the IraqWarWasAppropriateBlog. Someone claimed that Daisy the lamb is an alter-ego of Screaming Memes and that they're both a man(!)

Please set the record straight! (I've been feeling, well, a little bit in love(!) with Daisy the lamb and this nasty slur makes me wonder about it all and feel worried too.)

2:43 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

I think you got it all rong, Scream. We aren't any bloody gums of Bush. We aren't any bloody part of Bush at all. If we rot away Bush won't even notice. Well maybe he will but he'll be laughing. Anyone who's not a blue-stater is going to Hell. So why should he care. Anybody who's going to Hell is just a piece of dirt. Or like a cow turd.

3:03 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Anonymous at 2:43 PM,

I don't blame you for being in love with Daisy. She is so beautiful. And no, she is not me, nor is she a man. You ought to be able to tell, just by looking at her.

I also can't say that I blame you for being a little worried about yourself if you were actually in love with me (not that there would be any thing wrong with it).

Dear Stan,

Word up comrade.

Sincerely,
Screaming Memes

4:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's really important is that she has a beautiful Soul.

I look at her article "Feeling Contamplative Today (Lots Of Introsception)". This is just so sweet, deep. So beautiful. And the lovely way she ends the item with "Just wanted to say all that."

I think that's when I felt the first pangs of falling in love.

I'm glad to hear that she looks beautiful too and that she flosses regularly. I'm not surprised in a way. Beautiful Soul just doesn't work with Bad Teeth. They don't fit together. I do have a this odd feeling that she's a little bit flat-chested (as a lamb would be) so maybe you could reassure me about that too?

Also, I'm not yet entirely convinced she's not you :(
I looked at the Arafat post.
"The first is that he had him implanted with a exploding kaffiyeh (Arafat's religious head covering - looks like a table cloth in an italian restraunt.),,. .

another theory is that they had a special reclining electric chair created which kind of looked like a hospital bed. This theory seems plausible because it is consisstent with the chimps modus operandi , like when he killed all those people in Texas with an electric chair."


The logic is the same. The tone is feminine. Sweet.
Help please. I'm sure I'm not the only one in love with her.

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh.. And please tell us more about Daisy. Or perhaps she could tell us in her own words, how different she is from you. Where you Don't see eye to eye, etc.

Really, any details about Daisy would be welcome. Let us dream...

5:20 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

No way. Daisy's no lamb. If I'm a cow turd, daisy's a cow.

5:21 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Stan,
No one said you are a cow turd. You are a very speicial, vidal, unique human being with a dignaty all of you're vary own.

Sincerely,
Screaming Memes

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is awful. Calling Daisy a cow! As for Stan, I'm not at all sure he is (or once was) part of a cow.

5:45 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Anonymi (4:57 PM, 5:20 PM)

How do I discribe Daisy, let me elucadate the ways,

D is for dynamec for she is shurely that
A is for alluring , she caress the furnituree just like a cat
I is for icicle, for she can at times be cold,
while
S is for sexy, of that we men just don't have to be told,

But alas, and finally, I
would like to come to the letter Y
for Y hold the secret of Daisy
and everything she embodies
And that, simply put would be
She's a Young-freakin'-hottie

I do so hope that would do justice to our fare Daisy the Lamb.

Sincerely,
Screaming Memes

5:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank You!!! I'm melting.

I feel shivers up and down my spine. Goose bumps.
She is Icy too? I never would have guessed.

Everything about her sounds incredible. You're so very lucky to be in touch with her (too damn lucky, actually).

Oh, and your description of Her reminds me of this http://www.engl.virginia.edu/enec981/dictionary/24smartM1.html

6:22 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Anonymous,

Thanks you for the Christopher Smart cat poem. It is a work of meta-lingual luciousness.

I notice that Crhstropher smart was throne in jail for his "insessant praying." That's what we should do with all these Nazi jesuslandiens today.

Sincerely,
Screaming Memes

6:51 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Gosh everybody I'm am RELLY flattered about all this attnetions. I consider myself a pretty modest person (not comfortable in spotlight, blush easy) so I'm humbly except all your complements.

S Memes and I are a like in many ways, but also distinctive in many ways too (not at all same person!). For instance: when I order a bagel at a restaurant, I usually like to have cinnamen raisin cream cheese with it. Memes (if I remember right) prafers veggie cream cheese.

Also Let me give you an intereor design metaphore for how we are different: think of it in terms of window treatments if Memes is like a roman blinds (like made of bamboo?), I would say I'm defanitly more like cotton paisly valance. Does that explain? This is probly the best, most accurat way to describe our personalities. Theres so much more but I can't think of , right now.

p.s. I liked the cat poem? Not sure (don't understand relly) about how it is like me but cool anyhwo.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your window treatments was a perfect symbol. I mean, when you wrote it, I really saw it.

Also, about Smart, I thought of the poem (suddenly, don't know how) when I read the poem meme wrote about you. But now that I think of it, there's a quote by Smart "I said the world was mad, and they said that I was. And, dammit, they outvoted me".

Isn't that just like us with kerry cause we were outvoted too?

(Sorry for my spelling, I can;t spell properly like you two but thats cause I'm not american)

7:41 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Thank, I thought it relly gave a great mental image (very viseral).

Its almost like Smart had some kind of premanition, because that is EXACTLY how we were outvoted becuase remember how everyone on TV say "Election is a referandem on Iraq War!" Well obvious, Iraq war was wrong and seemingly it should have been made evadent by election but somehow (illegal, stolen) not!

p.s. dont worry about spellings. Mostly helps to use spellchekc if not native speaker.

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks too. Reading you and meme is blissful. But I want to know why Stan called you a cow (still disgusted by his doing so). I checked out his blog. He seems to be a beautiful soul. Very clever too. Witty, intuitive. Lots of imagination. But then I ask myself "why a cow"?

Also, I heard that cows fuck up the ozone layer :(

8:07 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Yah I don't get it either. Stan does seem, like a nice enough guy. So cow comparison does'nt make sense to me. Cows are sweet (this much true) but not very intellignet (not much going on between ears if you know, what I mean) I cosnider myself to be a very thoughtful (always pondering higher truthes). So Im' not offended so much as puzzled. About that.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think that must be it. It can't be the part about the ozone layer (besides, sheep do it too).

Also, I saw beautiful cows in Switzerland (not v. feminine but gracious and noble somehow).

And in India(?) Cows are holy (which is probably why some people exclaim "holy cow!".

Oh! And some people say "holy shit!" don't they? And Stan said he's cow-shit! Now it all finally makes sense.

Relieved.

8:22 PM  
Blogger cloverthe lamb (little) said...

Daisy aer you vegeratrian ?

Very wrorried bout "cow" and use fo "sweet" in smae sentsense. Espechally on beef/teath thred .

Meem's - I wroking on this. Good idear.

4:36 AM  
Blogger iraqwarwrong said...

This is a rather long(comment) thread. I skimmed mostly but didn't relly understand(sorry)

10:30 AM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Hi there Clover. To answer the question you asked (about being a vegatarian) the answer is No (not a vegatarian). But for sure I don't eat lambs/sheep (taste to wooley somehow).

11:35 AM  
Blogger Stan said...

Hey, all you people are just too nice to me who just now seemingly insulted one of your members. (I too am of the opinion that the shemale who is a Lamb is a particular part of the hemale who is the guy around this town.) But I must say that if you had grown up in the country like I did you wouldn't take it as an insult to be called a cow. I LOVE cows. I don't want to hear a negative word about them. Or their f..ts. Methane is a sign of life, didn't you know? They discovered it on Mars and now everybody is excited. And don't say maybe it's ONLY cows. It isn't ONLY cows. It's COWS!!

Ray Bradbury was the first to discover them. Now he's famous.

6:15 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Ray Bradbury discovered cows?

Oh my goodness Stan, that is just rediculous talk. No body "discoveres" cows, they just where there.

I'm am seriously starting to wonder about you, right now.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The ease with which present commentors shift between subjects suggests a larger mind at work behind all the individual minds. Reference resevoir too vast to be accounted for by limited sources.

The locusts were back today, but I was able to fight them off by guding them into the fire behind my eyes.

The Plimsoul {:<{~

6:46 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

Plimsol, you are a nutcase man.

7:13 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

And I don't get how you can take a swipe at Ray like that. He even wrote about them in his nonfiction accounts of life on Mars. Yes nonfiction. He disguised them as fiction because he needed the money. People are crazy they think fiction is better than nonfiction. But even in his 'fiction' he had to disguise the cows he discovered there. He called them swocs.

7:16 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

I'm must admit I don't know much about this Bradbury guy you are talking about, but. For a guy to make up a fake story like that? And write a whole books' worth? Just telling lies (discover cow for inst.) and falsehoods and generally making thigns up, just for the heck of it. I'm sorry I dnot say this offen but GET A LIFE.

7:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Plimsoul, I saw pictures of locusts in Egypt now! I think they're in Cyprus too (not sure). Are you there?

7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stan,
Please go easy on my dear Jimmie (the person you know as The Plimsoul). He is suffering from a debilitating mental disease, and the slightest thing can set him off.

We have been so pleased that he has been making friends on these internet web sights. We just hope that nothing will spoil the experience for him.

The Plimsoul's Mom

8:18 PM  
Blogger Stan said...

Don't worry mom. I know guys like him, and believe me nothing can destroy their experience.

9:44 AM  

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