Goverment Troops "Protect" Holiday Tree
We are seeing more and more of this kind of thing in the streets of our cities here in the United States of jesusland. Thanks you to Mr. Skor Grimm for giving me that picture of the goverment troops "protecting" a holiday tree.
The tree is, of course, a symbol of Bush's christianity. So, just like when he first invaded Iraq, the first thing he did was roll up to the oil company and steal the keys to the oil wells (leaving hundreds of thousand of "art-of-facts" lying around to be stolen from the national mauseum) ,
just like that, (the same thing), the first thing he protects in our city in the stupid freakin' "holiday" tree.
The intellectuals and I , from the Bagdad Cafe are planning a little terrorist intervention of our own tonight. Holly (she is a woman - one of the intellectuls) is going to dress up like Pam Anderson (totalatarian-approved modal) and distract the goverment troops by falshing her breast at them. Then, we are going to hang a gigantic orniment of George Bush as a chimp, dressed up in Nazi regalia, on the stupid frickin "holiday" tree.
This kind of protest falls in a long tradition of absurdest discent. Protest like these are the only thing that will save us now. They've got the bombs and the Reinmaker, all we've got at our disposal is our absurdity.
Bush is slowly establishing his Totalatarian christian police state, by inches at a time. First , we saw the tanks, and then the weather started to change, and then the men with dogs, and then the goverment agencts preaching jesus on the street corners,
and then, most sadly of all, the asassination of Chairman Arafat (tears , a little bit, I must admit, music like from Schindler's List).
I am hoping that our freinds in Europe will rellize what is happening to us and come over and help us please.
The tree is, of course, a symbol of Bush's christianity. So, just like when he first invaded Iraq, the first thing he did was roll up to the oil company and steal the keys to the oil wells (leaving hundreds of thousand of "art-of-facts" lying around to be stolen from the national mauseum) ,
just like that, (the same thing), the first thing he protects in our city in the stupid freakin' "holiday" tree.
The intellectuals and I , from the Bagdad Cafe are planning a little terrorist intervention of our own tonight. Holly (she is a woman - one of the intellectuls) is going to dress up like Pam Anderson (totalatarian-approved modal) and distract the goverment troops by falshing her breast at them. Then, we are going to hang a gigantic orniment of George Bush as a chimp, dressed up in Nazi regalia, on the stupid frickin "holiday" tree.
This kind of protest falls in a long tradition of absurdest discent. Protest like these are the only thing that will save us now. They've got the bombs and the Reinmaker, all we've got at our disposal is our absurdity.
Bush is slowly establishing his Totalatarian christian police state, by inches at a time. First , we saw the tanks, and then the weather started to change, and then the men with dogs, and then the goverment agencts preaching jesus on the street corners,
and then, most sadly of all, the asassination of Chairman Arafat (tears , a little bit, I must admit, music like from Schindler's List).
I am hoping that our freinds in Europe will rellize what is happening to us and come over and help us please.
posted by Pastorius at 7:08 AM
6 Comments:
Your website is a supreme and superb literary achievement. Brilliant!
A sad and poignant cry to deaf ears across the Atlantic. But have no fear, my brethren. Come the revolution all shall be made like Che.
BTW, I'm selling Yasser t-shirts and Iraq souvenirs at the corner of Moore and Franken.
Oops.
NFJ
Grimace,
You speak the truth brother. Not a wrod which excaped from you're mouth did so in vein. Let me tell you as much as I can think of, the MSM has been
ummm.....that's Rock Center. They always have extra protection in NYC.
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