Saturday, November 13, 2004

Goverment Troops "Protect" Holiday Tree

We are seeing more and more of this kind of thing in the streets of our cities here in the United States of jesusland. Thanks you to Mr. Skor Grimm for giving me that picture of the goverment troops "protecting" a holiday tree.

The tree is, of course, a symbol of Bush's christianity. So, just like when he first invaded Iraq, the first thing he did was roll up to the oil company and steal the keys to the oil wells (leaving hundreds of thousand of "art-of-facts" lying around to be stolen from the national mauseum) ,

just like that, (the same thing), the first thing he protects in our city in the stupid freakin' "holiday" tree.

The intellectuals and I , from the Bagdad Cafe are planning a little terrorist intervention of our own tonight. Holly (she is a woman - one of the intellectuls) is going to dress up like Pam Anderson (totalatarian-approved modal) and distract the goverment troops by falshing her breast at them. Then, we are going to hang a gigantic orniment of George Bush as a chimp, dressed up in Nazi regalia, on the stupid frickin "holiday" tree.

This kind of protest falls in a long tradition of absurdest discent. Protest like these are the only thing that will save us now. They've got the bombs and the Reinmaker, all we've got at our disposal is our absurdity.

Bush is slowly establishing his Totalatarian christian police state, by inches at a time. First , we saw the tanks, and then the weather started to change, and then the men with dogs, and then the goverment agencts preaching jesus on the street corners,

and then, most sadly of all, the asassination of Chairman Arafat (tears , a little bit, I must admit, music like from Schindler's List).

I am hoping that our freinds in Europe will rellize what is happening to us and come over and help us please.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

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8:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A sad and poignant cry to deaf ears across the Atlantic. But have no fear, my brethren. Come the revolution all shall be made like Che.

BTW, I'm selling Yasser t-shirts and Iraq souvenirs at the corner of Moore and Franken.

12:14 PM  
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12:15 PM  
Blogger grimace said...

Hey SM,

Just wanted to tell you something that I found out. My own local org (short for organ-isation) was ok here getting the christmas (pronounced: christ-must) trees taken down because they were pushing their religion on people too strong.

We made them call it 'holiday' trees too, but now we're going to stop that ass well. The holi in holiday sounds alot like Haliburton (The holi part (or also Halle Burton (The name from Halle Berrie new married with Tim Burton) like someone else pointed out))

I don't know if I closed all my ")" things in the last paragraph. But. I'm going to post this n e way.

1:15 PM  
Blogger grimace said...

Oh yeah, I forgot to include in my last post ^ (that symbol '^' is for up above). whatever.

anyway. forgot to say in my last post (liek I was saying), has anyone else notice that they keep calling this new democrat: obama.

This guy is a great american and a real horatio algierz story and all. But, they keep calling him Obama (the MSM (Mainstreet press) thats who).

Prety soon,. they will start adding like 'bin' - so it will be like Obama bin. They are trying to be real sneaky - make us keep think about OBL (the real one).

The MSM (mainstreet media) keeps pushing this whole bush thing. not even worthing to mention the whole votes that were re-stoled (for the 2nd time (at least)). Like its not every worthy to mention

1:28 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...


You speak the truth brother. Not a wrod which excaped from you're mouth did so in vein. Let me tell you as much as I can think of, the MSM has been

1:39 PM  
Blogger grimace said...

Hey Daisy and the other guy too. (I think he goes by S and M (aka SM))

This web cite has inspired me. I wanted to do something. So, I did.

I posted some graphics (not porn or anything - just politics) stuff on my own. I hope everyone will use theez for t-shirts and hats or bumber stickers and/or other stuff.

Please help everyone get the word out about this stuff. Its EMPORTANT! Please (seriously)

(1) is


(b) is

Their not to good. (I did them in Photoshop, dont have the $$$ for MS Paint)

So if anyone is good at MS Painting, please help.


2:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ummm.....that's Rock Center. They always have extra protection in NYC.

10:57 PM  
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