A Miry Christmess To All

I have bene drunked for over thirty sicks houres strateight now.

Hor ratio and I, have been drnkinking whiskey for

I dont'nt know what too say.

I know it is all most Christmess. Taht's hall I know. rightnow.

I want to wish you all a beautiful time with your families, evne thouwgh I hate Christmess. I knkonwo is it is a special time of year.

Bless you,

Screaming Memes/Pastorius/Horatio/Ngude/Daisty the Lamb