Thursday, December 23, 2004

Buy Nothing Day - Today And Tomorrow

Today and tomorrow is "Buy Nothing Day." Since we all know that capitalism is evil, and money is evil, then we need to do something to free ourselves from the chains of money. What can we do? NOTHING.


That way no money will be circulated. No products will be sould. No one will make any money. Merchants pockets will be empty. Clerks will stand there with nothing to do. People who work on assembly lines and car lots and gas stations and book stores and resterraunts and concert halls and Starbucks and McDonalds and Coca Cola stores and Nike stores and Donna Karan and Kenneth Cole stores and all stores and factories and office buildings, everywhere, PEOPLE WHO WORK EVERYWHERE WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO.



The machine of capitalism will grind to a halt. Then everyone can just go home and be at peace.

That's my wish for this Holiday season. Now, if you will excuse me, me and Horatio have to get over to Ngude's place. He just called and said he got a new shipment of sweet Jamaican he can sell us.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, that is a great fuckin idea. I ran with it, bro.

Iwent down to frekin' Wal-Mart and I just stood there. I stood there and sparked one up and then I just stood there some more.

And when the security freaqk came and started giving me shit, I just blew it in his face and walked out of the store.

It was sweet,

Pasty-Faced Gangsta

8:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


Great, enough said.

Yu ar my entillectuall supeior.

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ngude here,
I bought nothing today. I did sell quite a lot of leaf. But, I do think of that as logical/dissident irony to the Bushitlerian Capitalist jesusland Machine.

So, it's ok.

Ngude (Sweet)

1:23 AM  
Blogger moses_gunn said...

Your post reminds me of
Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony's "Bless the 40oz"

...The Bone works hard to get brewed all day
And we don't give a fuck about what sober niggas say
I stumbled into the house and people ask why
I dip the joint into the brew, so I can get high
My nigga Krayzie Bone hooked me with that bomb bud
Now roll me up a huddah, I'm about to hit the bud
Cuz, you know a friend with weed is a friend indeed
But a friend without a doubt is the one that bless da 40 ounce
Gotta bless my 40 or my crew will put me out.......

I guess what I'm saying is that its ok to buy a 40 on buy nothing day because it
helps you to be able to buy nothing.
And yes , a friend with weed is a friend indeed.
Isn't that the reason for the season?

2:01 AM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Moses,
As long as your not drinking Coors, it's ok.

Screaming Memes

5:47 AM  

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