Wednesday, December 15, 2004

Christian Totalatarianism And There Breeder Agenda

From deep in the red states come's this herrowing news:

Conservatives Take on Christmas Cause

By ALLEN G. BREED, Associated Press Writer

Emboldened by their Election Day successes, some Christian conservatives around the country are trying to put more Christ into Christmas this season.

In Terrebonne Parish, La., an organization is petitioning to add "Merry Christmas" to the red-lighted "Season's Greetings" sign on the main government building and is selling yard signs that read, "We believe in God. Merry Christmas." And a Raleigh, N.C., church recently paid $7,600 for a full-page newspaper ad urging Christians to spend their money only with merchants who include the greeting "Merry Christmas" in ads and displays.

"There is a revival taking place in our nation that is causing Christian and right-minded people to say, `Wait a minute. We've gone too far,'" says the Rev. Patrick Wooden Sr., pastor of the Raleigh church. "We're not going to allow the country to continue this downward spiral to the left."

... the "keep the Christ in Christmas" contingent is particularly agitated this year ...

"I think it is part of a growing movement of people with more traditional values, which make up the majority of people in this country, saying enough is enough," says Greg Scott, a spokesman for the Arizona-based Alliance Defense Fund.

To that same end, the Virginia-based Rutherford Institute, which says it received the UPS driver complaints, has reissued its "12 Rules of Christmas" guide to celebrating the birth of Jesus.

"I think the businesses and the schools have just gone too far; this is the final straw," says Institute president John W. Whitehead.

But to many, the threats and demands that stores put up "Merry Christmas" signs are no laughing matter.

"Why not simply require stores owned by Jews to put a gold star in their ads and on their storefronts?" the Rev. Jim Melnyk, associate rector of St. Mark's Episcopal Church in Raleigh, wrote in a letter to the editor.

See, that's wheer this is all going. Their going to round up all the Jews, but like Ellie Weesel said,

"frist they came fro the Jews, then they came for the retards, than they came for wheelchair people, than they came for the Christians, than they came for Intelligent people, and than they came fro me."

I mean what right do they have to be pushing Jesus on us like that? Intimadating us. Violating us. Spiritually raping us, in a sense. A very real sens.e

We have reason to be frightened. Bushitler is instituteing jesusland one cross at a time. And then when he has completley totalatarianized the entire country he will hang all the non-believers on his crosses, becuase that is completley consistant with what he did when he was govanor of the redneck state of Texas.

And you notice that the guy who wrote this frickin' artical is name "Breeder." that's because the Bushitler regime hates gays. So, they are trying to normalize heterosexuality as much as they can in our minds. There will be little clues all over the place that heterosexuality is normal. TV will tell us it is, with sitcom after sitcom of mom's and dads, and sport's stars with wife's and kids watching them all smiley and dreamy-eyed about how grate "Dad" is. And we'll see clues in the movies,like that frickin Christmas with the Kranks. They subtlally try to slip in they're whole heterosexual subtext of "family" and "christmas" and all that crap.

And of course the evil corporation Clear Channel

Oh wait, that reminds me:

I, Memes, says when you come home from shopping at the Gap and the Limited, and after you have eaten at places like Johnny Rockets and Cinnabon, and befroe you go home to watchCharmed on Tv, why not download the new Lindsay Lohan CD Speak, from iTunes for only $9.99.

Remember, I, Memes, says give iTunes during this special Holiday, (Kwazna, WinterSolstice, Chanuka, Descent of the Coca-Cola Bottle, Lotus Tree Day, Ramadan, etc.) Season of giving.

Ok, sorry about that. As I was saying that frickin evil Clear Channel corporation will be playing song after song on they're radio stations, stupid freakin' hetero love songs, and hetero sex songs. Wi'll have to be lambasted and completley marinated in all there hetero love juices.

It really makes me sick, and I'm hetero, as I'm sure you can tell, because I'm all man. Not a gay bone (so to speak) in my hole body. You know it's true because, after all, I did get busy with Daisy the other night. God, that chick is just such a ... Well, she's a nice girl. Let's just leave it at that.


Blogger daisythelamb said...


3:25 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

And jjust what is that supposed to me you incoherant hysterical femail?

3:36 PM  
Blogger James said...

stick it up your ass whiny little shit...
first off bush is one of the greatest presidents that has lived during my life. secondly if you don't like christmas... move out... our country was founded on basic christianity. and no matter what you say religion is a major part of our lives.
the fact that we have to censor ourselves religiously to keep from offending whiny little assholes like you has really been played out as far as it needs to be played out.... so seriously Merry Christmas. Happy Hanukkah, and if you dont like it come find me...

3:48 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

It means. I have had it just about up to hear (top of head) with you Memes. I relly never would have thought taht you would of been this vendictive, when spruned. Guess I was wrong though. What it means is I am THIS CLOSE to leaving you and asking Clover if I can joining her in a Lambs Only Blog.

Mabey you should think about that for a while hmm??

4:25 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Daisy,


Screaming Memes

4:30 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Use you're words Memes, use you're words.

4:57 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Daisy,
Doesn't little Clvoer look cute today, in her little wool pj's?


5:27 PM  
Blogger notmemes said...

thank u for rising to occacion for heterosectuality mems, you can see that lots of peopple don't like it especially girls (daisy). Lot of times girls are more against heterosectuality than boys. Boys are very in favor, girls not so much. I'm in favor of all kinds of sectuality of course, unlike bush.

7:09 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Hi Not Memes,
It is good to see you. I have'nt see you fro a few days. I was strating to get a little worries about you're where abouts.

Anyway, yes, it is obvious that women are clearly more off handed by heterosectuality (by the way, I noticed you're spelling of the word "homosectuality" and I am embareassed and chasened by the fact that I totally screwed up the spelling, I will never do that again) and are more antagonistac agaisnt it (it being heterosectuality).

The thing is I am all so a champion of homosectuality. I'm hope that does not off hand you. That is one of the conserveative beliefs that I share with the evil neocone over at CUANAS (, be cause as we all know, the conservatives are just fine with homosectuals. They will wellcome them into thier parties and thier churches and thier county clubs and thier constitchuencies, anything. The conserveatives are definetly the homosectual's good freind. The conserveatives have grate compasson for the plight of the homosectual and totally reallize that it is not eazy being a homosectual in this grate land of ours. And, of course, they reallize that their but by the grace of God go they, and that they allso could have made the "choice" to be a homosectual if they had only been bron to do so. And they are competeley wiling to walk a mile in the mocassin's of the homosectual community, as long as the mocassin's are designed by smartly by Kenneth Coel.

Yes, I am allso chasened by the compasson and exceptance of the conserveatives on the issue of homosectuality.

By the way, I told our freind IraqWarWrong about you're musician freind, (you know the one who is dead) and he says he thingks his music is not bad. I have'nt been able to here it yet. Can you suggest any sorces?

Your Freind,

8:04 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Oh yes, and I jest noticed the massage from "James".

Dear James,

You are an iconic examples of a compleat dickhead, and I'm am an iconicclast. That's right get ready to be flamed BIGTIME (Iknow I know that phrase is so 1999). Because you are ovbiously a crakc baby all grown up, you are so stuped.

You're comment "if you don't like christmas... move out... our country was founded on basic christianity" is so freakin' irrresponsable and evil because as everyone knows Amerikkka was founded on IGNORANCE and MURDER and SLAVEARY.

Why do'nt you go back to the littel Nazi bunker you crawled out of, you stuped Nazi Bushitler lover. As a grate man of the left once said, "Get thee behind me Satan."

Here, I'll speak in language you can under stand. "Lissen y'all. We don't except you're kind here buhddy. We doesn't like us no (n-wrod) lovers."

Ok , now take that "n-wrod" and change it too Bushitler , cause that's who we hates here at Screaming Memes and Daisy the Lamb website, BUBBA.

We hates you and everyone who looks like you.

And , as fro you're statement, "if you dont like it come find me." I do'nt have to "come find" you, because I step in piles of you on the sidewalks of Manhattan every day.

Screw you,
Screaming Memes (M.S. Critical Theory, minor Circ. Rsng.)

8:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm not trying to knock anyone, but...if people want to listen to those songs and watch those shows, what's wrong with that? They're making the same choices we all have...if you don't want to watch or listen, just turn it off. I understand why you don't like it, but I just don't see that it's being forced down anyone's throat...
Relax, man.

11:03 PM  
Blogger notmemes said...

"being forced down anyone's throat..."

luv that. )

8:13 AM  
Blogger no one of importance said...

Oh,the Lies and the sin
all the junk they breath in!

All the grime, all the time!
Why don't they see?
Why won't they flee?

Oh destruction is swift!
When will your veil lift?

So we can all see Your face
Oh Jesus, your grace

10:19 PM  

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