Tuesday, February 01, 2005

Eason Jordan Drops Every Shoe In His Walkin Closet - All Right On the Head Of the Bushitler Regime

Eason Jordan the Cheif News director over at CNN says that Jounralists have been targeted by the Armed Forces of the United States of jesusland:


At a discussion moderated by David R. Gergen, the Director for Public Leadership, John F. Kennedy School of Government, Harvard University, the concept of truth, fairness, and balance in the news was weighed against corporate profit interest, the need for ratings, and how the media can affect democracy.
During one of the discussions about the number of journalists killed in the Iraq War, Eason Jordan asserted that he knew of 12 journalists who had not only been killed by US troops in Iraq, but they had in fact been targeted. He repeated the assertion a few times ...
... if what he said was true, it would make Abu Ghraib look like a walk in the park ...
... his initial statements were backed by other members of the audience (one in particular who represented a worldwide journalist group). The ensuing debate was (for lack of better words) a real “sh—storm”. What intensified the problem was the fact that the session was a public forum being taped on camera, in front of an international crowd. The other looming shadow on what was going on was the presence of a U.S. Congressman and a U.S. Senator in the middle of some very serious accusations about the U.S. military.


Bushitler has been trying despirately to hide this from the Congress. But now the looming shadow is out of the bag. And he was caught on videotape too.

Bush is dire straights. We can expect impeachment at the vary least. More probably he will be brought on charges for exercising his human rights on people. In any event, we will probably see a milatary coo.

Our country is in fro some interesting times ahead. Chaos will insue in the streets of Washington, there will be murders and clandestine deals going down on the street corners, and a general anomie and disengagement amongst the masses. People will cease to work because they feel disaffected. They will swill alcohol in great quantities in order to froget the terrible abuses being heaped upoon them by their maraudering goverment. Our capital will become the murder capital of the world.

Let's all thank Eason Jordan fro his bravery in standing up to our monstrous goverment.

This is it, the end we have been hoping and praying fro. Eason Jordan has brought it to us on a silver platter. Bush the Chimperor is done.

The momentum of our movement is recharged. I'm sure in these frightening times ahead our movement will be manafested in large masses in the streets of our fair cities.

I am going underground again. I will resume filing dispatches from the front as of tomorrow. I know that Bushitler will not stand for the consequences of his actions. He killed 12 journalist already (the only reason he hasn't killed hundreds is because journalists are particularly hard people to kill, they move around alot), how many of us would he kill if he could get his hands on us? It is a chilling question to podner.

4 Comments:

Blogger notmemes said...

himems crying because so glad, easton jordin is hero like rosa parkas, standing up, or siting down (one of each?). we just ned to get THIS On TV to bust jeusland realityland show, mvt maybe? (only chanel i watch)

9:46 PM  
Blogger notmemes said...

mems i was reading dony fowler's positions on dnc, are yOU memes runing for DNC chair? you have al it takes (i think), do you have positions skaed out? i would vote for ou.

9:53 PM  
Blogger Screaming Memes said...

Hi Not Memes,
Thanks fro asking if I would run for DNA. I considered it. But after today. No way, not me. After this news from Eason Jordan todays, I'm going underground.

The Chimp will not stand for the consequences of his actions. If he killed 12 journalists (who are particularly hard people to kill, that's why he wasn't able to kill hundreds) then you can imagine what he will do to us.

Screaming Memes

4:34 AM  
Blogger bob4 said...

It's incredible that anyone would worship at the feet of Eason Jordan, whose journalism was exposed as being a mass of lies.

Rhymecon

4:58 AM  

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