Thursday, January 27, 2005

The Origins of Bushes Descent

Wrod comes today that Heir Bush the ChimpNazi of jesusland is descended from evil lineage.

Really, we did not need to be told, but it is goo to know just so we cna have proof for our feral hatred.

"The Evil One is a descendant of Strongbow, the power-hungry warlord who led the Norman invasion of Ireland thus heralding 800 years of mutual misery," said the genetics expret Ann Griffin Bernstorff.

"The US president's now apparent ancestor, Richard de Clare, Earl of Pembroke - known as Strongbow for his arrow skills - is remembered as a desperate, land-grabbing warlord whose calamitous foreign adventure led to the suffering of generations."

Sound familiar?

But wait, there's more. Because it has been conclused beyond a shadow of a doubt that the chimpnazi is also a descent of Caesar Nero, of burning down Rome fame. More from genetics expret Ann Griffin Bernstorff:

"A little known factoid is that Heir Chimp himslef has actually taken up the violin in recent years. He is known to have told confidantes that he feels it is his destiny to play the violin."

This would seem apopo (fr.) considering the word violin rhymes with violence. And, as legend would have it, of course, because it is the way it was, that is to say that it is true and histroical, Nero fiddled with himslef as he watched Rome burn down.

But wait, there's more. Because, one can also see on Bushhitler's face the mark of the cold, calculating Asian gaze. More from genetics expret Ann Griffin Bernstorffer:

"Another little known secret is that the dicktator is a second cousin of Plo Pot (on Jeb's side of the family, remember the "little brown ones"), the Cambodian totlalatarianist who killed millions of his own people in the fields where they lived .,. This would explain the rumor which has been going around in the party circles of Texas for years now, of George Bush's excessivley small " micro-penis"."

See, that, there it is, the motive that we have all been looking for. Bush is trying to destroy the world, because he has a small member (as opposed to I, Memes, who has an exceedingly large frankfurter, which string physicists have noted protrudes into 16 of the 21 known dimensions of time and space). Yes, the dicktator has a small dick.

In this way, it is clear that the Napoleanic Penis Complex leads right to the Milatary Industrial Complex.

But, that's not all that Ann Griffin Bernstroff (genetics expret) has delineated fro us.

"In an happy conincidence, it has also been concluded that Bush the Empailer is also a genetic descendant of Joshua the murderous Israeli who killed all the Caananites man, women, and child."

Do you see where I'm going with this? You see? Do you see that? We should not be suprised at Bushes monstous behaviour with the lineage he has displayed. He is descended from murdersers and he is a muredrer himself. His racial makeup is suspiciously constructed perfectly to lead him down the path to being the Annihaltor that he is destined to be.

There really is no avoiding his foreordination. It is inevitable that he will try to kill us all.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What do you mean by the "cold calculation of the Asian gaze"? Are you a racist or something?


12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why do you always feel the need to tell us about your monstrous penis. Methinks thou doth exaggerate.

Oh, my quim is vagina dentata.


6:41 PM  
Blogger notmemes said...

hi memes good points i just wish bushhiter had some native american blod in him make him sweter nicer, don't you? or indian blood (real kind), nonviolet.

6:19 AM  
Blogger Screaming Memes said...

Hi Not Memes,
The wisdom of the nativeAmericans is indeed non violet. It is ancient and non-linyear. It is not incumbered by the shackles of patriarchal domanation.

The wisdom of the natives is charmingly didactic. their is a quainteness which I find brings a tears to my eyes, as when watching a child play with a ball, or a momma dog feeding her puppies.

The primative peoples of our fair Earth have much to teach us if we would only listen. Their indecipherable chanting and the wise barbarity of their simplistec drum pattrens presents us with a nobel message of concord, of an "at-oneness" with the green and uncultured rhythems of Gaya.

The native Americans are the seminal blood flowing within the vains of America , without there vestigal and savige circumspection and pansophy, we would be a completely lost peeples.

But, instead, as a result of the nurturing pristine primevilness of our fair atavistic precursor clan, the "Indians" as Colombo would have called them, when he so violently raped and mauled the land of the "Americas", instead, we have a chance to arise from the muck of mire of our technological primoridal soup.

Let's all remember the natives of our land on this the "Remember the noble saviges day."

Screaming Memes

8:14 AM  

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