The TURE Story (Of How It All Went)
O.k. first things first. With Memes missing I got, a little freaked out and got directions to Stileto's Aunts place in Los Alamos. Needless to say I'm relly bad with driving directions becuase I edned up heading East so I say to myself o.K. Memes lives out there I might as well bite the bullet and try to track him down (mabey find Horatio or Ngude and help with local resistence).
When I get to NY.C I check my email at local cyber cafe and LO and behold Memes has retnured so I email him and get (very presise) directions (with many land marks) to meet. Memes suggest we go for drinks at this one place. I do'nt want to talk bad about the guy but. He was relly nice at first? Opening doors and pulling out chair as such but as he had more drinking he started getting kind of "fresh" with me. And looking at me funny? And then he said something super inapropriate (especialy considering age differance) (won't repeate here in case Clover is around) and Suddenly I say "Memes I think I am going to get a club soda" and I stand up and next thing I know. There is a hand on my right butt cheek. Wow horrifying, I nkow.
Then I think, I know say have to powder nose. I scoot off to bathroom where I make sure I still have trusty hatpin in hand bag (old self defence secret from long dead grandma, RIP Nanna Mavis) (also I did actually powder my nose, felt bad for lying) becuase I do'nt want to hurt him or any but I just can not have people grabbing my hiney whenever they feel.
Then I come back and Memes is all sprauled out in his chair looking pretty disseveled and I'm think, I gotta get out of here seriously.
I find a bouncer and bring him over (just, in case) and what I RELLY actually said was "Memes this is Roald Fend (bouncers name) and he will be seeing me out tonite."
And BOOM Memes launchs into this drunken tirrad about how I don't now anything about big city life and how the bouncer is going to take me to some skeezy motel room and we're going to snort lines and then he'll "do me" and well when he was done spewing ridiculous, I jsut had to laugh becuase what the heck. I mean seriosly. The only thing I ever snorted ever in my life was a diet Coke and it was actually coming up backward becuase I laughed so hard at a friend that tripped and fell down.
So NO SORRY Memes I relly think you remember it a little incorrect so IF you'd like to apoligize at some point you know where to find me. (here)
p.s. lay of the mai tais a little next time o.k.???