Saturday, November 13, 2004

New Rules for Commentors (for yoru own good)

Alright people, this is getting alittle rediculous. This is (back in good old days, I remember well) something we veterens have encountered previosly on iraqwarwrong's blog. This is the problem of: Anonymouses postings. If you post as anonymous and intend to never come back (because you are a dhinger or reputzi and can't take the HEAT) then maybe that fine. BUT. If you are planning on being a regular? Why not then pick a name (appleation) and use it all the time. Like when you call a friend, say his name is Lenny, on the phone you don't say "Hi Lenny what's up this is Anonymous!" You say your name. So he know who you are.

But I was thinking maybe we could have a little introduction time? Like remember when in grade school you stood up, told name and what you did over the summer? Let's just all introduce ourselves (please do not use real names though for own safties) and give one bit of (not too informative though) information about ourself. I'll start.

My name is Daisy (false moniker) and relly like these little lemon sorbey thingies (sour but tasty, from Germany (wanted to support old allie)) I just bought from Aldi's.

You're turn!

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is this is squishing my descent to p[ost amnomnynmously?!?

-- Michle

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My name is the Plimsoul. I spent this past summer in my house, counting my hair. I find that I am unable to keep up with God.

The Plimsoul

5:29 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Michle: How is it anonimous when you are Michle? (sorry not understanding here)

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I psoted my real name!! (Michle Haris)

Now the Reputzi's will get me!!!

5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I apologise for forgetting to sign my name in the other thread.

That was me posting as "Anonymous", not some other "Anonymous".

Just to clear things up, so you know.

5:52 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Michle Haris: First DO NOT PANICK. Second do not go to police, they will not help you or protect against reputzis. Third go to some aunt's house out in country (always works in movies) and maybe hide out there for a while. This should all blow over prolly soon, do'nt ever sign in as Michle Haris here again. Maybe pick cool internet handle like "Stiletto" if your a girl and like to were heels or if a man and like knives? (works both ways because non gender specific)

Anonymous: not to nickpick but you just posted as anonymous again.

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks Dasey Im'e feeling beter now with yiour good advise. Your right its probably not safe to live in Otawa anymor so I wil visit my Ant Saly in Los Alamas untill it bloes over.

-- Stileto (not Michle)

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi,

My name is Jaco Pastorius. I am the Greatest Bass Player In The World.

However, several years back ( I ca'nt re call how many ) I was kilt., by a big huge bouncer who did not know how important I was/am.

I get a tear in my eye when ever , I think about that day. What? No, not a tear (like crying), a tear ( like a rip). The dude kicked me in the head so hard that my eyeball exploded.

Anyway, Daisy (what a pretty name), I spent my summer vacation playing bass (when having a lucid day) and thinking about my life and all the things that I did wrong to Tracy and the kids, and, to tell you the truth, consumed with the pain in my head.

It still lingers.

But, that's neether hear not they're.

the raison (french pronunsiation) that I am commmenting is that I hope IraqWarWrong gets back in to the game.

You guys suck.

Love,

Jaco Pastorius - TGBPITW

8:26 PM  
Blogger grimace said...

Hey Jaco and Micele (and not-michel) and also S&M and anonymous (and every body else)

This is grimace.

Lots of people have been axing what do I mean by Grimace. I wanted to clear it up (especially for anonymous (mostly)).

I sign Grimace (the McDonalds guy, not the face expression) because I want to let ppl now how I feel (like I said, I don't sneer or anything, I like the hamburgler, but it s ok)

So, cool beens to everyone. I hope the night is treating you right (dont mean republican or dhinger)

Grimace

ps. I hate bush and cheney. They have robbed us for too long and want to keep doing it for ever (almost). Until we can stop them, we will have to keep talking on these web cites (+ dailykos)

-Grimace

bye (again)

10:53 PM  
Blogger TimT said...

Hi my nams Tim and I reckon Iraqwarwrong should startblogging again but you guys are alright to.

Im an australian republican, this means that i think the queen should not be our head of state and not that i voted for george bush (which i think would be illegal hbere in austraila anyway (voting for george bush, not supporting george bush))

Im also fond of the liberal parety - we have two partieds down here, the labor party and the liberal party. the liberals down here are like the conservatives up there, right-wingers who support the war.

maybe thats a litrtle confusing for americans, but it's pretty simple relly. Just remember:

liberal party=conservative party
labor party=liberal party

that way you'll never get confused if you come down hewre :)

ps the iraq war was right

pps i used my realy name because i reckon that george busgh is not going to send the fbi after me because i am in auistralia and aklso i think he was right abotu the oraq war so im pretty safge

um thats akll realy

2:32 AM  
Blogger moses_gunn said...

Hi everyone! I am Moses Gunn.
You may call me Moses, or Moses G. (my Dj monniker)
*******
i geuss now's also a good time to relate that my vote was surpressed
last week ....an old friend (Dr. Bongmeister-Eckhart, not his real name, with two dots over the e, can you put that mark in comments?)
brought over the new Devin the Dude CD (CompactDisc) and
some of his *ahem* supplies on Election day. 1pm to 9pm just flew by.....
(also watched Donnie Darko twice.) I went to the Thomas Dewey Middle
School at around 10:00pm to pull the level but there was no one there.
I was looking outside around the gym (locked, Ralphs card couldn't open)
I was stopped by a 'security guard' who asked waht I was doing there.
I explained the situation as best as i could (scared, was he a 'private sector'
Halliburton guard trying to surpress my vote? or what?, I left out the part
about Dr. Bongmeister-Eckhart, but not Donnie Darko. )
The 'guard' didn't really understand the ending (of Donnie Darko) but he
did tell me (in a strange polite way) that the voting stopped hours ago.
I asked him for a provisonal ballot (I know my rights!) He just smirked
and told me go home. He was kinda fingering his baton as he sighed,
so i just felt i had to get out of there. In my panic I didn't get his name
or badge number. did anyone else have that kind of hasssle with the man?

3:34 AM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

The Plimsoul: unable to tell (not sure relly) from context of your message whether what you say happy or sad? Just a hint: :o) sometimes I find it facilatates interpratation to include (like this :oD) lots of smile faces or frowns if unhappy :o( Hope this helps! ;*)

Stileto: (nods) good, good

Jaco Pastorius: yes I remember you. At first when I read your post I think, "Oh, Jaco think my name is Pretty how nice!" then I read when you say "you guys suck." NOT NECASSARY.

Grimace: Good to know reasons behind name becuase (I'm must admit) whenever I tried to picture you I always saw large purple cone thing similar to McDonalds Girmace.

TimT: I'm pretty sure (think so anyway) taht we can convince you to become American style liberal. Think abou it! You wouldn't even have to change your afiliation name. So easy change.

Moses_Gunn: amazing story, looks like you only bearly escaped Tiana Men Square style police brutality but. I am not suprised. MANY of us truth be told experienced similar instances of difficulties at poles. Sureley lawsuit is coming soon for all of us??

Thank, everybody, for particapating!

4:02 AM  
Blogger ScreechyLiteral said...

Stop the madness now, stop it. This does nothing to advance your "cause" because when you try to "parody" others you risk "glorifying" them in the process.

How dare you make fun of "me." I am disenfranchised. Do you know what it costs to open a McDonald's these days? Even a Subway or that crappy-except-for-the-bread imitator Quizno's is like really way too expensive.

I may have to settle for buying a Hair Club for Men branch because it's all I can afford. WAKE UP AMERIKA! The Repubretards don't want THE PEOPLE to have access to maybe-lard-infused French fry proceeds. That's just for the ELITE.

THE PEOPLE can only sell nylon nets glued to heads, with synthetic tufts on them because that's all THE PEOPLE can afford. It's a travesty of democracy and an abdication of "human" rights.

Oh and I am not intimidated by the vaguely Slavic. I think that's "important" for you to know.

4:04 AM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Daisy,
Don't take Jaco's comments to hardly. He's been havintg some bad times lately with the head aches. Very foul mood.

Anyway, Iv'e got a question.

Didn't TimeT used to be funny?

5:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jaco,

Could you teach me to play a fish, too? I have some trout in the freezer and am partial to tuna. Since you're into playing bass, which would be the best fich to pick?

I feel at a disadvantage since I was forced into Opera Night last night and now I must make atonement to the Gods of Black and Gold (NOT an alias).

Anonymous which used to be Not Frank J. but is now just NFJ. I get first dibsies on that, so sod off the rest of you.

Sorry. I'm a little tired.

NFJ

9:52 AM  
Blogger TimT said...

"Didn't TimeT used to be funny?"I don't know what ylur talking about.

Theres nobody here but me and my monkey

3:54 PM  
Blogger daisythelamb said...

Thats strange I didn't think, that monkeys were marsubials? I thought there were only marsubial animals in Australia?

4:59 PM  
Blogger Pastorius said...

Dear Daisy (this is actully meant for TimeT - secret men's club thing),:,

No, monkeys are not marsubials. Austalopithicusalia actully contains one
other kind of genus/species/phylum

that is monkeys

Monkeys are known in scientific lingo as

Homo Microbateus

Sincerely,

Screaming Memes

9:26 PM  
Blogger TimT said...

Thats massupials thanks Daisy! if you ever come down to austrlaia ples remember we spek auistralian not american!!!

btw if i did come to america i was thinking oif joining a nice inoffensive political party. stay away from the republicans or democrats (who wants to be democratic?). maybe the Confederaits, i here everybody likes them?

9:45 PM  
Blogger iraqwarwrong said...

I'm iraqwarwrong and I know that The Iraq War was wrong.

Avocation: Prospective fulltime Pundit.

9:56 PM  
Blogger cloverthe lamb (little) said...

I am CLover (rell name) and I am a lamb too.

2:41 AM  

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